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King of the Hill: 2020-11-16 00:15:15


Anavasi
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(Orannis, you killed the wrong guy. I wasn't on the hill at the time. I gave it up to Liech.)
King of the Hill: 2020-11-17 05:48:10

Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
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An alien civilization known as Tritopinidonics who originated from a planet locally known as Ricir (pronounced RIK-EAR), have been planning an invasion of Earth for the past 20 Earth years. The day finally came when the invasion commenced. Since Ricir's conditions are almost identical to that of Venus, but with less storms, the Tritos blast Earth with radiation and gamma Rays to kill absolutely every living thing on Earth, leaving only rock and heat. The begin colonization, and eventually discover the hill, with a heavily fortified wall around it. They assume that it is of utmost importance, so they begin extraction operations and claim it to be their hill. Ritnitic Pdonicin, Grand Master of the Tritopinidonics, claims it to be, "my hill".
King of the Hill: 2020-11-17 08:48:56


Anavasi
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For some very, VERY strange reason, the last human alive managed to press a button that will reset the world in a year to before the Tritopinidonics. A year has passed, and the universe was shattered and imploded in itself, only to explode again, this time to reset the timeline. Once again, Liechtensteiner was back on his throne, and once again, he claims it as, in his words, "My hill."
King of the Hill: 2020-11-18 05:34:14

Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
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When Liechtensteiner dies of old age, he leaves no heir to the hill, so it all goes to his closest relative, only, he has none. The state takes possession of the hill and immediately sells it off to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is the Prince of Prussia of Hohenzollern House, bidding a whopping €670 million. He arrives at the hill, and then tells his family, "this is my hill".
King of the Hill: 2020-11-18 05:44:31


Anavasi
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A civil war erupts soon after, with the Hohenzollern family and their people vs the former family and their loyalists.
The Hohenzollern family, after suffering a distrastrous defeat at Essen, surrendered. Player25253, as a member of the loyalists, claims the hill for himself before asking his magician something.
P: "Can you do me a favor?"
M: "Yes, what is it?"
P: "I need you to resurrect the late king of the hill."
M: "...I think I can do that."
5 minutes later, Liechtensteiner is alive again and claims the hill again, and now stating that "Everyone that is willing to defend the hill, you can choose to defend it. This is my hill, but this is also our hill."
*As in community-level.
King of the Hill: 2020-11-18 19:52:36

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Orannis consults his magic 8 ball and comes to the conclusion that he must hire a Ugandan sniper monkey to take out Liechtensteiner. After all, the chances of you being killed by a chimpanzee that is secretly working for the Ugandan Internal Security Organization are low, but never zero.

He coaxes the monkey with a banana and gets him to shoot Liechtensteiner right in the head. Orannis was delighted. “Thank you sir! Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be getting back to my hill.”

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King of the Hill: 2020-11-19 04:27:14

Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
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XD
King of the Hill: 2020-11-25 17:58:58


{N.W.} Hi
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This is now my hill
King of the Hill: 2020-11-25 18:12:50

Orannis
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no it's my hill
King of the Hill: 2020-11-26 00:29:31


Anavasi
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An unknown swordswoman takes out both {N.W.} Hi and Orannis, and proudly claims it to be her hill.
She gets shot by Player25253 moments afterwards, who claims it as his hill.
He then gives it to Liechtensteiner, who proudly says "My hill."
King of the Hill: 2020-11-28 18:09:26


{N.W.} Hi
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I turn it into my hill
King of the Hill: 2020-11-29 03:01:09

Orannis
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Except you accidentally turned it into my hill
King of the Hill: 2020-11-29 05:55:49


Anavasi
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Another swordsman takes down both {N.W.} Hi and Orannis again, then gives it to Liechtensteiner, who claims it as his hill.
King of the Hill: 2020-11-29 14:51:24

Lithium
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King of the Hill: 2020-11-29 16:35:09


{N.W.} Hi
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I send impostors to take over the hill, it is now my hill
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