Hey x that's a great post there really contributed to the discourse. Why can't you be more like Gui, his forum vendettas are so fun. I like it when he gets a weird fixation on something and then makes dozens of extensively researched posts to prove his point. His whole forum ethos is so great man. Go write some more gay pretentious poems lol. Not that haikus are even real poems.
@Anti-x, you're just jealous. X is far wittier than you.
@Oliebol, I agree. Gui is a savage bastard with psychological problems. I don't understand the video but it sure sounds like Gui! "Firtifg duthred Oliebol. Wesduth yuthred Oliebol. Sucred futrid Oliebol." Gui envies your achievements. It's so obvious. He wishes he were half the man you are.
I'm not a rodent, but I'm not a rat. Shows what you know about taxonomy lol. Maybe you could read some biology textbooks instead of spending all day on here, because obviously you don't have a job to go to or anything.
I will not engage monkeys in debate because of the violence they have inflicted upon my fellow capybaras (see player-supplied link). Monkeys are hysterical, easily-startled creatures, resort to violence and physical strength when their intellectual abilities are insufficient, and throw faeces at one another. So I will not justify them by acknowledging them or their comments.
One might say that I have a monkey on my back [chuckle] if I had not made that joke in pictorial form already by selecting this profile image.
You rat bastard! [Throws poop.] I will shake my tree branches and scream fiercely until I calm down, forget why I was angry or notice a sexy female's round ripe rump. But until then I will be on the rampage!
It is truly an honour to be mistaken for Gui, but I must correct you. For one simple reason it should be obvious that I am not Gui: I am a capybara, and he isn't. Furthermore, he lives in Asia, while I am more likely to be found nearby rivers in South America.
I would like to point out for anyone, or any primate, who is unaware, that it is not possible to throw faeces at others while communicating on the internet, and that if you attempted to do so, you would merely coat your laptop in your own filth (if it wasn't already).
As a dominant male, I am serviced by birds who eat parasites. And naturally, other capybaras queue up to groom me. Arrogant human, keep acting like you're free of parasites. There probably aren't hundreds of little bugs in your eyelashes lol.
You pathetic creep, bragging about your fighting abilities. You are more of a monkey than the monkey. We capybaras fight with our intellect, not our paws (even though we could, and we would destroy all other species). We settle our differences in the arena of Guitar Hero. Everyday I thank God (who resembles a capybara) that I was not born a lowly chimp, like you, and that I am a member of a far more advanced species.
Truthless Hero, do you know just how DIFFICULT it was for me to learn English, as a capybara? So I could represent our species and beg for mercy from the humans who try to kill us? And now you tell me there are TWO kinds of English?!? And I learned the WRONG ONE??! Oh noes, I put a u where there shouldn't have been one, I guess that makes this incredible accomplishment pointless.
Show some respect you scumbag, I'd like to see you communicate with a capybara, and not embarass yourself with your clumsy grasp of our tongue. Our vocabulary is infinitely complex and requires a deft touch that you could not possibly achieve. It is a 12-string in contrast to your ukelele.
But I see from your inability to speak your native vocabulary that you probably don't know a syllable of any capybara language.
HAHAHAHA! Apparently, I should've read this thread first. x, your multi-account fail is priceless. Love it.
But the rest of this thread is... depressing.
Gui, when are you going to stop getting all bent out of shape every time someone reaches #1 on the 1v1 ladder that you haven't personally endorsed? Why do you feel the need to explain exactly how they did it as if that implies that they somehow don't deserve it. Let it go, man.
Yeah, I had my real account on in internet explorer and the capybara on firefox. They were both on the same page and I was in a little bit of a hurry. I love how little sense it makes on my account.
I had posted a comment on both accounts within seconds of each other, hoping that would make things a little less obvious.
Either that or this is the capybara, who hacked my account to make me look stupid, and to trick all of you. Yes, that is highly plausible and the story I will stick to.
The world is right again. X accidentally proved he was the brilliant prankster. J Russell Mikkelssen proved his opinion is relevant. And Oliebol is back at #1 where he belongs.
