I want to make an elite team of people with diverse backgrounds
These are the slots

1. A Frenchman with a long curly mustache, preferably speaks with an accent, wears striped shirts and wears boat shoes

2. A recent college graduate from any of the following worst places of the World; Africa, Middle East, Jacksonville, Detroit, Atlanta, or Florida. Preferably never had a job and just studied in college and is looking for any way to make money

3. An extremely annoying woman who is vegan and believes she holds knowledge about the best way to make the world a better place. Preferable if she drinks soy milk and is slightly overweight but thinks she is healthy.

4. An old white man who says racist remarks but is unaware they are racist, must have served in WWII or have an Asian wife

5. A Filipino with cute looks that borderline a woman's, must speak in accent, also must wear tight-fitting clothing

We will fight under the name 'The World Alliance'

I don't play Smash.
But if you're looking for a Filipino, then you asked the correct person.

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Edited 11/20/2020 09:30:42