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One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night: 2020-12-04 19:25:29

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One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A deaf man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey walking by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye.

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!
One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night: 2020-12-05 00:26:56


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This is fine
One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night: 2020-12-05 00:27:31


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  the sun is a deadly blanket

Not anymore there’s a laser
One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night: 2020-12-10 15:23:30

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I had to read that 5 times to realize what was wrong with it
One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night: 2020-12-16 22:26:49

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shameless self bump
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