Dear Reader,

"Ask Piggy" is a serious thread dedicated to improving the level of play in games of mutual solitaire.

In contrast, this thread has no lofty purpose. And all questions will be addressed. If you've ever had a question about the game, for me or about life in general, Happy is here to help.

Sincerely,

Happy

why are you so happy?

Dear Hell Bender,

That is an excellent question. To put it simply, happiness is a subjective state of mind that exists when one's expectations are met. All of my expectations in life are more or less satisfied or in the process of being realized. Thus, I am happy.

All the best,

Happy

which r your expectations? to play 10 000 games in warlight? u did that 5000+ as boston (or hokey for christmas), 3500 as buddha, and some more in thew remaining 666 accounts of yours

Will you try a solo commentary or co-commentary with me at some point? Disagreement gives birth to new ideas.

@iehuehyeH: Wtf?

Why do you refer to yourself by the adjective in your name rather than the noun?

Dear HHH (I wrote the acronym backwards),

I expect to complete less than 10,000 games. Boston lives in Boston. I have only passed through Boston for a few days.

Your friend,

Happy

Dear WM sze,

An audio commmentary does not interest me much. I prefer nonsensical or humorous things. To be so serious when discussing people's moves would make me think I am working, yet there wouldn't be any pay.

Your favorite teammate,

Happy

Dear X,

Piggy made Ask Piggy, so to make it perfectly clear that I lack originality I made a title that follows the same pattern: Ask [Consonant + vowel + double consonant + y].

Your forum friend,

Happy

Dear Happy Buddha,

I don't feel that your answer to x is satisfactory. Why didn't you use 'Ask [noun]'? Is that not even less original? Were you really afraid of being called blasphemous? Is there even such a thing as blasphemy in Buddhism, Happy Buddha?

Thanks,

Gnullbegg

An audio commmentary does not interest me much. I prefer nonsensical or humorous things. To be so serious when discussing people's moves would make me think I am working, yet there wouldn't be any pay.

Yes, it is obvious from your forum postings that you are an extremely light-hearted individual.

I am satisfied with your response, but I find it odd/revealing that you construct sentences on a letter-by-letter basis, like a monkey on a typewriter, rather than by the meaning of the words.

What gnullbegg suggested:

Dead piggy > [adjective] noun > piggy > Ask piggy
Happy Buddha > [adjective] noun > Buddha > Ask Buddha



Gnullbegg, there is no God in Buddhism, so there cannot be blasphemy.

(Not that they say there isn't one, they're agnostic.)

Dear Gnullbegg,

To indulge in a question and answer session with you is my great pleasure.

A1: By making Happy my name it is now a noun.
A2: I don't feel fear when typing innocuous words unrelated to blasphemy.
A3: I don't know. I'm not Buddhist, I only happily work at a Buddhist school.

You're welcome,

Happy

Dear X,

If you rephrase your response as a question I would be more than happy [haha] to answer it.

Your forum friend,

Happy

Dear Happy,

What is the meaning of life?

Kind regards,

-Wally Balls

What should I buy my brother for christmas?

a warlight membership

Dear Billy Walsh,

The meaning of life is species- and, for certain species, gender-dependent.

Sincerely yours,

Happy

paul=happy????? my mind was just blown

Dear Frank,

The gift matters less than the thoughtfulness of the act of giving.

Sincerely,

A Happier Happy