Due to the horrific Capybara starting his own thread and answering questions that he will most surely answer wrong, i will answer questions for all of you. These questions may do with anything as i am learned in every subject known to any species on earth and other planets.

Dear Red Panda,
Why did I think of being you even if I know that I am not you?

Dear Red Panda,
Are you a friend of x or his foe (like Capybara)?

I certainly hope you are the former...

Dear [WM] Trollussa,
You most likely thought of being me even though you know you are not me because you are jealous. I am the most adorable species on this planet along with many others. I was voted the second most adorable species in the universe. You wish you were this cute so you thought you would try to be me and then realized you couldn't.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear [M.C.]Arc-77,
I have no feelings for humans, they have feelings for me because i am so adorable (I was voted the second most adorable species in the universe) that they love me. I am much to important to have feelings towards such a lowly species as humans, but if i had to chose, out of all the humans he would be in my top 6 billion.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Red Panda,
After a long night in a bar, I awoke next to a happy Capybara. I later learned me and her had mated, yet I am a human. What do I do? Do I send a hitman, drown her, or pay her off? Also what specifficly do you hate about Capybaras? Is it their intelligence?
Sincerlly
A concerned speciesist

Capybaras? Intelligent? Blasphemer!

who keeps making these uhggghhhhh, TROLLS

Thank you for not putting me above the lowest 1 billion.

1. Are you a real panda or a pokémon? You seem kind of like a pokémon.

2. If you don't care about humans, why do you know about pollings of their opinions on cuteness?

3. Were you voted second-cutest for the Earth or the Universe? There is a difference because at the end of your first post you let us know that there are species on other planets.

4. Which species is cuter than you?

5. Why does Hell bender use words he doesn't understand, like "troll"?

The enemy of your enemy,
x

Dear A man in search of answers?,
You should wait until the female capybara has the half human half capybara children, then kill them all along with the female capybara that you mated with. Capybaras are a horrific species of animal that should be exterminated from this earth. A small known secret is that the mother can still have the babies after she dies, this is why you must wait till the babies are born. It is also why they are not extinct, many times other species have tried to eliminate them but new babies are born from the womb of their dead mother. This is there greatest guarded secret so they will all deny it. Capybaras are an insult to earth for we were once voted to be the cutest planet with species such as red pandas and puppies, but the the disgusting capybara was discovered and we are now ranked third. This is why i despise them.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Yuri Hellovic Venderov,
I am just a concerned red panda that is worried that the capybara is infecting this forum and it must be stopped.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Capybaras are a horrific species of animal that should be exterminated from this earth.

You don't seem so cute any more, Nazi panda!

Dear x • apex,
1) How dare you insult me by comparing me to the ugly pokemon creatures, Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh were voted to be some of the ugliest regions in the universe.
2) As i originally said, i am learned in all subjects known to any species. Also anything that deals with the species Red Panda is very important.
3) "I was voted the second most adorable species in the universe"- Anti Capybara Red Panda Post at 10:47:17, "I was voted the second most adorable species in the universe"- Anti Capybara Red Panda Post at 10:49:32, i see no confusion here.
4) It has no name in the english language, it is from a galaxy very far away from here.
5) Hellbender is a 13 year old that tries to impress the female gender by using big words because he has nothing else going for him. He does not necessarily know what these words mean but he often uses them anyways.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear x • apex,
I do not understand why violent species cannot be cute? Are lions not majestic? while a lion is violent yet they are still majestic, red pandas are violent yet adorable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8SU2DH9tg just incase their is any debate about the adorableness of a red panda, watch that video.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

What that baby panda really is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6jCZfFk6GU

Actually, the neo-nazi who uploaded that video is kind of cute. I rescind my objections.

If you took all the red pandas in the world and mistreated them and ruined their appearance, would your species still be the second-cutest?

Dear x • apex,
Let me answer your question with another question, is the abused child no longer cute because his father beats him, or is he more cute because that adds the sympathy factor?
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Red Panda,
When girls see me walking with my puppy, they swarm to me because my puppy is so cute. If i were to walk a red panda would more ladies come because red pandas are cuter than my puppy?
Sincerely CPU Ryan

Dear Red Panda,

What has gone wrong with the mind of all capybaras in the course of history? Were they destined to be the plague of the Earth? Were they fed false information along the way or infected by some terrible disease?

With gratitude,
ARC-77

Dear ♦CPU♦ Ryan,
A red panda would never submit to the will of a human being, we might force you to our will with our adorableness, and allow you to take us to our favorite feeding/mating spot as protection from lower animals. If a female human being saw this, she would suddenly fall in love with you for guarding such a noble species. It is very unlikely that any red panda would force you to protect them though because you have to many multi accounts, you or ♦CPU♦ Ryan2 or ♦CPU♦ Ryan3 could easily be the terrible capybara in disguise.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda