Dear [M.C.]Arc-77,
Capybaras have not been infected by a disease, they are a disease to our planet. There hideous looks come from a curse a very long time ago. It is before human memory begins. The Great One Above made the capybara a beautiful animal,they were almost as cute as my own species, but as the capybaras pride grew, so did its stupidity. The capybaras pride became out of control and one day he claimed he was more beautiful than the Great One Above's mate, the Great One Above's wife heard this and cursed the capybara to an eternity of being the most hideous creature in the universe.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

So does this mean a higher power exists? Also what does life on other planets look like?

Dear Red Panda,

I HATE walruses. But my best friend recently bought a pet walrus named Popo that has been eating my carrots. Now, I don't want to say anything negative about his walrus, because my friend LOVES walruses. But it drives me crazy whenever Popo opens the door to the fridge and gobbles down my carrots! Help!

Dear red panda since you are a speciest i think you will understand my hate of birds.In my community there is a group of birds that always hangs around where my group of friends do,at first we ignored them we allowed them on our turf(technically they were there first) however the birds start sometimes to get brave and shit on us literally and well i have been shat on more times than i want to remember, so dear red panda how am i going to get rid of the birds.We can't move because thats the best land in the area and we are prepared to fight those dirty birds for it.
A fellow speciest
Ironheart

Platypus, please stop trolling, dude. It's getting obnoxious, you obsessive racism towards walruses, which, BTW, ranked 29th on the list of cutest species in the universe, and 3rd in the cutest species on earth contest, beaten only by the Red Panda and the Salamander. Maybe you should quit Warlight and annoy other people, you hater!

Platypus, you are wrong - nobody opened my doors!

Exactly! He's just making this up, I'm sure.

Platypus keeps his carrots inside fridge? :| That can't be hygenic.

Or comfortable

Dear Readers,
I am sorry for my extended absence, my mate was having our litter and i decided that was more important than you. http://www.google.com/imgres?q=baby+red+pandas&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&tbo=d&rls=en&biw=1598&bih=846&tbm=isch&tbnid=_wMlBacdEV5tRM:&imgrefurl=http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/red%2520panda%3Fbefore%3D1337028459&docid=TlGPQe9Or8yAkM&imgurl=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40s8st1hs1qjzfymo1_500.jpg&w=471&h=500&ei=H9_UUKC8M-GuiQLk7YHQAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=227&sig=108678660852663261841&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=143&start=0&ndsp=40&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:174&tx=91&ty=90

Here is a link to my adorable babies. I will get to answering the questions you have posted immediately.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Readers,
The last link does not work so i will change my profile picture to a picture of my babies if you would like to see them.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

platypus, we must reunite against the walrus species. we shall annihilate them from the earth
the platypus is not ranked among the cutest species, but rather is a majestic animal, inspiring awe within the hearts of all who behold us
our beauty is simply astounding

Dear A Man in search of answers?,
There is a higher power, humans have known this since the dawn of their existence. He has taken many different faces for all societies, sometimes many, but they are all the same. Some people do not believe in the Great One Above, but he is still there.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Platypus, Juggernaut of Denmark,
This is false, if he had a rabbit, then it would be eating your carrots, but even then it would not be able to open your refrigerator. As no animal has opposable thumbs that work like humans (besides monkeys and a couple others), it would be impossible for this walrus to open your refrigerator. Secondly walrus do not eat carrots, they find them disgusting. Please stop posting lies on my thread.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Ironheart,
Wear a hat.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Anti-Platypus Walrus, x • apex, and [WM] Fridge,
I saw no question in your posts, please only post questions.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear The anti anti platypus walrus platypus,
It is quite obvious who you are, you are wrong on so many accounts, please do not post on my thread ever again.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Red Panda,

Why do you think walruses don't like carrots? They're amazing!

Why are you all so stupid?

Dear Red Panda,
My hats will just get shat on and what if they miss my hat and get somewhere esle on me?
Your Angry Reader
Ironheart