ask me anything i will answer you to the best of my ability

Your mom told me to ask you when you plan on cleaning up your room.

Why do you complain about trolling, when your a troll?

Dear Hellbender,
Did you know this thread is doomed to be trolled?
If yes, then what was the point of making it?
If not then are you ready to be upset by a bunch of mean guys?

Your Sincerely,
Freezing electrical appliance

I dont plan on cleaning my room and i like being trolled its funny i could drop te thread and gui would run with it

How are you online constantly with only 314 games played?
why don't you learn to play warlight rather than troll the forums?
what is the square root of 2 (100+ decimals from memory/mental calculation)?
why did you change your name?
why did you change it to yuri hellovic benderov?
why don't you go play evony? you'd like it, it's a "click-to-level-up" game, more suited to your mental abilities

1.i play multi day most of he time+ im only on the forums constantly thats because im on my ipod not on a comuter
2.i do know how to play warlight
3.no fucking clue
4. i got the idea from someone in a game who caled me that because i was playing russia so i chose to use it
5. that game is for small children and idiots id recommend it to trollussa or red panda

answer 2 is wrong
makes me doubt the others

Hell bender, the Humanity dont need you, please leave us.

answer two is right i might not be as good as you god forbid but i can play the game

"wow, lucky, i've won like 2 of them"
yuri hellovic benderov on 1V1

Ahahahaha... That was a good one.

that hurt inside

That was at Hell Bender's comment

Hellbender why do you put yourself and us through this torture of posting a useless comment?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_seeking

A quote from Z-Dog's suggested article

"Extroverted positive overt style – associated with narcissism, bragging and boasting. May also include shocking exhibitionist behavior such as streaking, associated with histrionic personality disorder."

Streaking? Really?

"According to a post made to an email discussion list by "Cory", the following styles of attention seeking have been identified"

Seems legit

Also, I am digging warflowvet's posts. Especially the first one. Loved your last point :P

Sometimes i feel bad for Yuri aka hell bender. Even his former clan memeber insults him. Even despite his trolling habits, i still feel bad for him.