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Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-06 00:17:31


Addy the Dog 
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Yes indeed, the thread you've all been clamouring for is back. And to answer your question, no, those thoughts aren't common or normal.

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3672261

Case #2.0: 17th Century Schizoid Man

This patient, X., was suffering from delusions of grandeur. He apparently believed himself to be some kind of monarch. Much like Don Quixote and the windmills, X. was brought to my attention after wielding a sword at groups of school children in a local playground (in violation of a court order, I might add).^1

When confronted with reality, X. suffers a total mental breakdown. Sometimes I wonder if it is better to let them languish in their dream-world, but I know that there are reasons behind everything.^2

When dealing with symptoms such as these, follow my example and try to shock the patient back into reality, rather than let them down gradually. The gradual approach could take hours or even days, and who has that kind of time?


^1. Resulting in 9 decaptitations and countless owies.
^2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_approaches_to_depression#Rank_theory
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-06 01:29:09

Darth Mylor {Warlighter}
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Hey where did Ozymandias Melancholia go? He seemed to have disappeared from view. Almost all mentions of him has dissapeared. The only suspect seems to be a person who is known as "x apex died on his way to his home planet" I believe this impostor has killed Ozymandias and the person named "x" . What does he have to say in his defense?
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-06 02:21:32


Art Vandelay
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i feel bad for you mylor
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-06 09:15:10


Addy the Dog 
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I should also thank X. for the business he generated for me - those decapitations caused a lot of psychological owies, too. They almost repossessed my custom-made Ferrari, which had all the facilities and features of an SUV.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-07 00:08:14


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GameID=69
Wut r b mai problaymos Gandawf teh Gr8 ?
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-07 09:54:27


Emma Goldman
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Allright let us now properly hijack this thread.
Anyone else wondering why the rotting pork changed it's name?
And why did it choose a name that rightfully belongs to the lion king??
It makes no sense!!!
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-07 11:58:36


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Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-07 12:02:44


Addy the Dog 
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I should be angry at this, but I'm actually just thankful for the bump.

Go ahead, take my thread and use it for your boring nothingness, your gimmick multi-accounts that you've only half-committed to, you unreadable, idiotic half-ramblings. Fuck it, why not start a pedantic argument about the ladders while you're at it? Or maybe write a thousand words of unoriginal ideas for improving warlight?
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-07 12:03:19


Addy the Dog 
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Oh, and don't forget to fail at embedding an image. That'll do nicely.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-02-07 13:02:05


professor dead piggy 
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Oh and why does the name tiger rightfully belong to the lion king? =P
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-15 21:05:33


Addy the Dog 
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Case Study #2.1: Privation
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4004075

This sick creep kept a child permanently locked in his house. The child died from his neglect after 6 years.

Case Study #2.2: Agoraphobia
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4004149
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-15 21:26:50


[WG] Warlightvet 
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privation: ROFLMAO
agoraphobia: 2/10
=)
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-17 11:51:18


Addy the Dog 
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2/10 is better than I could have ever hoped for.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-17 15:55:51


[WM] แต€แดดแดฑ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ 
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Am I evil? Or am i the bestest history teacher ever? :)

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4011264
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-17 23:05:45


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What is wrong with me?

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4011264


I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting this. Please make an appointment with my secretary.

Quickly looking you over though, I find your historical re-enactment to be questionable for one chief reason: Spain never conquered Britain or Iran. TWO reasons, Spain never conquered Britain or Iran. Or Finland. THREE reasons, Spain never conquered Britain, Iran, or Finland, and the Aztecs never invaded Canada either, FOUR ... no --

Amongst the reasons I ... never mind, I'll diagnose you later.

Case Study #2.3: The Larch



The larch.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-25 19:55:28


Addy the Dog 
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Case Study #2.4: Fear of abandonment

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4048024

In 8 short sessions, I helped this patient to definitively overcome his crippling fear of abandonment.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-31 06:24:19

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oh great sir, recently i used an account of my friend's to join the ladder, and i have currently won 4 out of my 5 games. I have to say, i have been as lucky as a rat. I have been missing almost all of my crucial 3v2s and also been losing my first picks. I have consulted my local priest and my family doctor regarding this issue of my bad luck. The local priest laughed, and told me to eat more tuna to show my respect towards the goddess, Fortuna, and also set myself on fire for 5 minutes, to drive the devil out of my body. My family doctor, on the other hand issued me with a complicated recipe to brew a potion involving 2 bananas, 3 oranges, a long wooden stick, 2 ducks, a strand of my own hair and a fried chicken wing. I am then to hold my potion and run around the streets for exactly 69 seconds, before pouring it quickly on the nearest passerby, and pass the bad luck away.

I do not know which method will give me more luck in my ladder games. Is my priest or my doctor correct? Please help me solve my predicament.

Yours faithfully

Luckless Chinaman
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-31 10:16:48


Addy the Dog 
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It's frowned upon in some psychiatric circles, but in cases like this I would suggest suicide. In the same way that those with irreversible degenerative diseases may seek euthanasia instead of palliative care, it may be the best option for you.

I'll admit I only skimmed the notes my secretary gave me, so you may wish to seek a second opinion, but I expect you will receive the same suggestion.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-31 11:56:42

SMD4FREE
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thank you for your help. I did sort of suicided. I jumped off the ladder and suffered a gruesome injury. They took me to the hospital quickly and somehow i'm still alive. I'm now typing this on my hospital bed with a fractured arm and with what little energy i have left. arghhhh
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2013-03-31 12:00:22


Addy the Dog 
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Okay, better luck next time!
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