First person makes a weird law, next person finds a loophole in it and destroys it, and then makes their own weird law.

Nobody can make any laws is my law

You are banned from making posts

Nobody includes you, meaning you can’t make that law

If you face me in Warzone you must surrender on the first turn

I don't face you because we don't see each other, so your law is void.

You are not allowed to boot, surrender, or abandon games you play against me.

I get everyone else to do that

Nobody can destroy my law

You have no law, therefore you have destroyed it.

It is illegal to ban politics on GC.

It's illegal - *does it anyway*

I put my law in US constitution which says "bow before berdan" or else you go to prison

You yourself go to prison for not bowing to you

I get everything

As in everything you mean nothing.

no dogs on leashes

They are secretly cats

No milk before the cereal

nobody is crazy enough to do that anyway

if you are caught practicing a religion you are sentenced to death

We all die one day

biscuits are illegal

But that law is illegal

You can only eat tomatoes

You includes one person, not everyone

Everyone has to pay me a tax of $100 CAD per year or be executed

The people revolt instantly and execute you

I get control of all governments no matter what