write a poem here

No
No no
No no no no
No no no
No

-Liechtensteiner

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

owo

OwO

Roses are red

Violets are red

Tulips are red

My gardens on fire!

Orannis it’s actually

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My name is Dan

I have a gun

Get in the van

dere dere bubu
aka aka akloklo
d-d-d-danko
panko sanko seys!

lala palala kerere puku
danko e-spanko taranko pu
ele belele banana smele
egza peregza vegza masegza

Dun
Tere pere fun
Kala
Ere pere fa
Sesma desma, desta sesta

Boink.

~luftwaffle, 24/12/2020

I once made a shit in this stall,

So thick and so firm it stood tall.

It stood on its end,

That shit did not bend,

But fell over and scraped my left ball.

Drink some water, man

get a life, man

Haiku are kick-ass
But sometimes I write them with
Too many syllables

U I U A A
Ting Tang
Walla Walla
Bing Bang

https://youtu.be/dMuYz_oVSMM

Life... what is life?
Life is pain... But no pain no gain
Or so they say

Life... what is life?
Life is pain (au chocolat)
Nom nom nom nom

Roses are red
This is fun
Your carrying too much to be able to run

Roses are red
OUCH why didn't anyone tell me those have thorns?

roses are dead

love is fake

weddings are basically funerals with cake

- Rick Sanchez

Russians are red
Pilots are blue
The Soviet Union is coming for you