1 White Monkey Szewingin: "Me play 5 games time so fast get rank. Bowdown Chump-panzy rate 1400 and beat me so bad. He so Chump he surrender when me should make me Champ in Notorious PIG place. Me want mommy be proud. Now me tortoise play minimum game so jungle monkeys love me long time. Notorious PIG even think me on top game, no see 20 2v2 bloodbath vs Unknownsodomer and Beeboyme mmake silly mistakes get carcass gobbled by Beeboy. Bowdown! Me king of jungle!"

2 Notorious PIG:

"Uh, uh, uh, c'mon[Verse One:]Hah, sicker than your average PoppaTwist cabbage off instinct niggas don't think shit stinkpink gators, my Detroit playersTimbs for my hooligans in BrooklynDead right, if they head right, Biggie there every nightPoppa been smooth since days of UnderroosNever lose, never choose to, bruise crews whodo something to us, talk go through usGirls walk to us, wanna do us, screw usWho us? Yeah, Poppa and Puff (ehehehe)Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutchDare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3(Take that, take that, take that, ha ha!)Bang every MC easily, busilyRecently niggas fronting ain't saying nothing (nope)So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) keep my pieceCubans with the Jesus piece (thank you God), with my peepsPacking, asking who want it, you got it nigga flaunt itThat Brooklyn bullshit, we're on it."

3 Tiny Tim: "Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid."

4 Zebrik: "Quo vadis Oily Monkey Balls?"

5 Wizard of Azazel: "Why Jsa no invite me to 20 jungle? Me be king of chutes and ladders soon!"

6 Smaug House Pussycat: "Me so strong! See me photo? Me attack smiley goofy intruder and snack on he entrails."

7 Hairy Muaha: "Brother Hedgehog, me ahead you! Muahahahaha!"

8 Huray Ape: "Play chutes and ladders on me castle and me king! Hip hip huray! Hip hip huray! But if me lose it since accumulated luck no good. Me truly best. Hip hip huray! Hip hip huray!"

9 Unknownsoderer:

Wait until the war is over And we're both a little older The unknown soldier Breakfast where the news is read Television children fed Unborn living, living, dead Bullet strikes the helmet's head And it's all over For the unknown soldier It's all over For the unknown soldier