No no no, every show I die in, its safe to assume it was a double. Because North Koreans will take one for the team.

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Fear 4 year old tigers too


You know ... I can accutally kill you


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A knife using a fan to kill with? Creative. *Refined clapping*

What about nuking to death?

Nah too main stream.

OwO

And feeding someone to the sharks?

I agree

Good afternoon everyone.

Rawr

Sharks? Have you ever seen Austin Powers? Originality! That's what we're after!

How about you send King Leonidas in there with a 60ft hole

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A Story Of A Can-Opener, And It's Affect On My Family

We had to cremate the can-opener today,
She used to work quite well, but she bit me so we had to put her down.
Mama frowned,
Billy drowned,
Grandpa hung himself... some herbs up to dry.
My, oh my,
To think it's such a crime,
"But she was deaf, and she was blind" I cry,
"we can get another one at the store".
"you little whore" my mother sighs,
"I hope you soon attract the flies",
and twas the way my family dies.
My, oh my, what a crime;
to think a can-opener held such a place in people's hearts.

-The Considerate Cannibals

*Sips tea with pinky extended* Mhm mhm....splendid. Most splendid indeed. My favor part was when the grandpa hung himself...some herbs up to dry.

Sound just like where I come from.

I love being a ghost.

I like being a chubby dictator.

You're not a chubby dictator though...

You think Im a slim dictator? *Checks self out in mirror*