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┻┳| •.•) -Daddy is Tyrion Lannister contained and Supreme Leader
┳┻|⊂ﾉ. Terminated?
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(҂`_´) -Tyrion is Classed as Keter and is designated as SCP-2484
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_/﹋\_ -No ,Supreme Leader escaped termination

Despite my weight Im really fast at speed walking.

Supreme Leader. What did you think of the Interview?

Loved it. Favorite part was when my favorite TV host, Dave Skylark came to North Korea to visit me.

Cool. I liked the part with the fat kid.

It took 4 months to fatten that kid but a mere 3 weeks to defatten him.

Edited 8/27/2015 17:48:52

20 things Supreme Leader isnt allowed to do

1. Supreme Leader can't offend himself
2. He can't make racial slurs about himself
3. He isn't allowed to release scp-2484 (Tyrion Lannister)
4. He can't go to the Paris catacombs by Himself
5 . he can't use chorroform to kill scp 2484
6. He can't use scp 914 to make a nuke

-sorry your urainium nuke is confiscated

7. he can't execute more than 1 person per miniute

8. He can't make potatoes rain

9. When it's extremely windy , he can't blame A Talking Fan for it.

10. He can't be held responsible for any natural disaster if he's actually responsible for it

11. He can't use chopsticks as TV antenae

12. He can't use giant chopsticks to play pool

13. He can't build churches in NK

14. He can't play with Eric's toy

15. He can't persuade people to commit suicide

16. He can't use sticks to chop

17. He can't use chopsticks to make a pixaxe

18. He must karate chop trees only if he is supervised

19. Using the number 21 in any paper that Supreme Leader is given will be accepted

20. He can't poo in random people houses unless he has permission

A thing MMB can do.

-1.)lie about what I can and can't do.

Edited 8/27/2015 20:50:38

It was just a joke (-_-)

But I can karate chop trees down unsupervised....

It just takes awhile...

Edited 8/27/2015 20:53:54

20 things Supreme Leader is allowed do do and can't do

1. He can bomb peoples houses

2. He can make it rain sh*t

3. He can use potato chips as bullets

4. Supreme Leader must have a doctor stalking him

5. [EXPUNGED]

6. he can annex any country

7. [][][]% of the population must join the military

8 [REDACTED]

9. He can paint his [REDACTED] into a [][][][]

10. He must keep all prisoners alivs in good condition

Cants

11. He can't dress up as Hitler

12. He can't play piksboo with scp 2484

13. Supreme leader needs to pay for nothing

14 : [REDACTED]

15 : he can't make NK democratic

16-20 [REDACTED]

So...Hows was everyone's day?

Rapist!

Wut?

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Stupidity

What's Stupid?

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