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i predict White Sox win 2025 World Series- u heard it from me first(and they will beat...the ST LOUIS CARDINALS
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The felids are a rapidly evolving family of mammals that share a common ancestor only 10–15 million years ago[20] and include lions, tigers, cougars and many others. Within this family, domestic cats (Felis catus) are part of the genus Felis, which is a group of small cats containing about seven species (depending upon classification scheme).[1][21] Members of the genus are found worldwide and include the jungle cat (Felis chaus) of southeast Asia, European wildcat (F. silvestris silvestris), African wildcat (F. s. lybica), the Chinese mountain cat (F. bieti), and the Arabian sand cat (F. margarita), among others.[22]
The domestic cat was first classified as Felis catus by Carl Linnaeus in the 10th edition of his Systema Naturae published in 1758.[1][2] Because of modern phylogenetics, domestic cats are usually regarded as another subspecies of the wildcat, F. silvestris.[1][3][23] This has resulted in mixed usage of the terms, as the domestic cat can be called by its subspecies name, Felis silvestris catus.[1][3][23] Wildcats have also been referred to as various subspecies of F. catus,[23] but in 2003, the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature fixed the name for wildcats as F. silvestris.[24] The most common name in use for the domestic cat remains F. catus, following a convention for domesticated animals of using the earliest (the senior) synonym proposed.[24] Sometimes, the domestic cat has been called Felis domesticus[25] or Felis domestica,[1] as proposed by German naturalist J. C. P. Erxleben in 1777 but these are not valid taxonomic names and have been used only rarely in scientific literature,[26] because Linnaeus's binomial takes precedence.[27] A population of Transcaucasian black feral cats was once classified as Felis daemon (Satunin 1904) but now this population is considered to be a part of domestic cat.[28]
All the cats in this genus share a common ancestor that probably lived around 6–7 million years ago in Asia.[29] The exact relationships within the Felidae are close but still uncertain,[30][31] e.g. the Chinese mountain cat is sometimes classified (under the name Felis silvestris bieti) as a subspecies of the wildcat, like the North African variety F. s. lybica.[3][30]
In comparison to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during the domestication process, as the form and behavior of the domestic cat is not radically different from those of wildcats and domestic cats are perfectly capable of surviving in the wild.[32][33] Fully domesticated house cats often interbreed with feral F. catus populations,[34] producing hybrids such as the Kellas cat. This limited evolution during domestication means that hybridisation can occur with many other felids, notably the Asian leopard cat.[35] Several natural behaviors and characteristics of wildcats may have predisposed them for domestication as pets.[33] These traits include their small size, social nature, obvious body language, love of play and relatively high intelligence.[36]:12–17 Several small felid species may have an inborn tendency towards tameness.[33]
Cats have either a mutualistic or commensal relationship with humans. Two main theories are given about how cats were domesticated. In one, people deliberately tamed cats in a process of artificial selection as they were useful predators of vermin.[37] This has been criticized as implausible, because the reward for such an effort may have been too little; cats generally do not carry out commands and although they do eat rodents, other species such as ferrets or terriers may be better at controlling these pests.[3] The alternative idea is that cats were simply tolerated by people and gradually diverged from their wild relatives through natural selection, as they adapted to hunting the vermin found around humans in towns and villages.[3]
Nomenclature and etymology The English word 'cat' (Old English catt) is in origin a loanword, introduced to many languages of Europe from Latin cattus[38] and Byzantine Greek κάττα, including Portuguese and Spanish gato, French chat, German Katze, Lithuanian katė, and Old Church Slavonic kotka, among others.[39] The ultimate source of the word is Afroasiatic, presumably from Late Egyptian čaute,[40] the feminine of čaus "wildcat". An alternative word with cognates in many languages is English 'puss' ('pussycat'). Attested only from the 16th century, it may have been introduced from Dutch poes or from Low German puuskatte, related to Swedish kattepus, or Norwegian pus, pusekatt. Similar forms exist in Lithuanian puižė and Irish puiscín. The etymology of this word is unknown, but it may have simply arisen from a sound used to attract a cat.[41][42]
A group of cats is referred to as a "clowder" or a "glaring",[43] a male cat is called a "tom" or "tomcat"[44] (or a "gib",[45] if neutered), an unaltered female is called a "queen",[46] and a juvenile cat is referred to as a "kitten". The male progenitor of a cat, especially a pedigreed cat, is its "sire",[47] and its female progenitor is its "dam".[48] In Early Modern English, the word 'kitten' was interchangeable with the now-obsolete word 'catling'.[49]
A pedigreed cat is one whose ancestry is recorded by a cat fancier organization. A purebred cat is one whose ancestry contains only individuals of the same breed. Many pedigreed and especially purebred cats are exhibited as show cats. Cats of unrecorded, mixed ancestry are referred to as domestic short-haired or domestic long-haired cats, by coat type, or commonly as random-bred, moggies (chiefly British), or (using terms borrowed from dog breeding) mongrels or mutt-cats.
While the African wildcat is the ancestral subspecies from which domestic cats are descended, and wildcats and domestic cats can completely interbreed (Being subspecies of the same species), several intermediate stages occur between domestic pet and pedigree cats on one hand and those entirely wild animals on the other. The semiferal cat, a mostly outdoor cat, is not owned by any one individual, but is generally friendly to people and may be fed by several households. Feral cats are associated with human habitation areas and may be fed by people or forage for food, but are typically wary of human interaction.[34]
Biology Anatomy Main article: Cat anatomy
Diagram of the general anatomy of a male Domestic cats are similar in size to the other members of the genus Felis, typically weighing between 4 and 5 kg (9 and 10 lb).[30] Some breeds, however, such as the Maine Coon, can occasionally exceed 11 kg (24 lb). Conversely, very small cats, less than 2 kg (4 lb), have been reported.[50] The world record for the largest cat is 21 kg (50 lb).[51] The smallest adult cat ever officially recorded weighed around 1 kg (2 lb).[51] Feral cats tend to be lighter as they have more limited access to food than house cats. In the Boston area, the average feral adult male will weigh 4 kg (9 lb) and average feral female 3 kg (7 lb).[52] Cats average about 23–25 cm (9–10 in) in height and 46 cm (18 in) in head/body length (males being larger than females), with tails averaging 30 cm (12 in) in length.[53]
Cats have seven cervical vertebrae, as do almost all mammals; 13 thoracic vertebrae (humans have 12); seven lumbar vertebrae (humans have five); three sacral vertebrae like most mammals (humans have five); and a variable number of caudal vertebrae in the tail (humans retain three to five caudal vertebrae, fused into an internal coccyx).[54]:11 The extra lumbar and thoracic vertebrae account for the cat's spinal mobility and flexibility. Attached to the spine are 13 ribs, the shoulder, and the pelvis.[54] :16 Unlike human arms, cat forelimbs are attached to the shoulder by free-floating clavicle bones which allow them to pass their body through any space into which they can fit their head.[55]
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Two can play at that game.
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Person with the last reply: 2017-01-15 16:51:07 |
Clint Eastwood
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Oh yeah?
Sucker.
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DerWyyy
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^^damn
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Person with the last reply: 2017-01-29 05:59:05 |
Lord of Turnips
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Chocolate biscuit. Chocolate biscuit. And I still remember how I was when first heard those words. How it made me feel. I was 8 years old, it was Christmas, my grandfather just came out with it. Do you want a chocolate biscuit. A chocolate, biscuit. Two things that my eight year old mind were as close to heaven as I could imagine in one. The crunchy oatmeal butteriness of a biscuit actually combined with the creamy sweet yumminess of chocolate. And how did I feel when I first bit into this delicious chocolate digestive, you ask? Well, I felt privileged, I felt renewed, I felt special. And on that day, I knew my life would never be the same again. Well, I didn’t know I had a problem, until a kindly geography master told me what I’m going to tell you now. "Life is more than biscuits!" Certainly it tasted good, of course it hadn’t made me ill, naturally. I thought I could handle it, but let me tell you, I couldn’t. No one can. Many people say, ‘Ah, I’ve had my fill of chocolate biscuits, and I’m fine.’ Well, I’m here to tell you. You're not fine. You’re very far from being fine. Just imagine, for the moment. How different you’re life would been if you hadn’t spent so much of it scoffing down those delicious disks of danger! Now on one hand, chocolate biscuits are a delicious, nutritious snack food. On the other, they are a dangerous parasite gnawing at the very heart, the very fabric of our society. And we know what we do with parasites, don’t we! We cut them out! Now, when dear old Mr. Gregory pointed out the error of my ways, well. I was appalled about what I’d done. What society had allowed me to do. And I tell you this. From that day, no chocolate biscuit has passed my lips. And I'm stronger. Significantly stronger, for it. But I was lucky. I was stopped in time. I was still young. Hard work, extra lessons and double homework, on a few short years I was back on track. It has been estimated that the average 35 year-old has spent 67% of their life eating chocolate biscuits. 67%! And that’s just eating them! Imagine how much time they spent buying the things! Opening the packets! Dunking them! We must crush this problem and crush it now! Do you want to live in a country that lags behind all others, just because we cannot shake off the grip of a crunchy confectionary? Do you think the Germans, or the French, or the Japanese, waste their time biting on bourbons with their beverages? Of course not! Well. I, for one, am going to do something about it. I want - I demand that all production, distribution and consumption of chocolate biscuits ends now. Not tomorrow, not next week, not next month, but now, and forever! My friends, until we face this challenge, and face it together, this country, this nation, will continue to crumble. We will never again be able to call ourselves Great biscuit (sic) - Britain. My friends, it is time for everyone, all of us, to break away from these tempting treats, rise up against them, and in one clear voice, proclaim: Ban the biscuits! Ban the biscuits! BAN THE BISCUITS!
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Person with the last reply: 2017-03-01 20:53:36 |
Lord of Turnips
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I was debating if I should leave this for another week and a bit so that you won, but then decided no.
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Person with the last reply: 2017-03-02 07:18:36 |
Japanball
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I hate turnips
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