So I was wondering about Google Translate and how it fails to translate it correctly.
It was quite funny getting two of these mistranslations.
Can any of you make funny translations from Google Translate?
Please share, I'd love it.

I put this through every possible language on google translate in alphabetical order and then back into English;

"I would very much enjoy travelling to the United Kingdom, because I would like to see the sites there. I hope I can go there soon."

Translated through....

"Pay for the link"

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WHOOP WHOOP ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE


It's confused at your use of sites instead of sights. If you correct it, maybe you will get a better answer.

But that’s what I want to see, the sites

then you can do that on your sofa with a laptop

anyone else remember that trick with Somali to English where it would give creepy messages

Venice is a city in northeastern Italy and the capital of the Veneto region. It is on a group of 118 small islands that are separated by canals and linked by over 400 bridges. The islands are in the shallow Venetian Lagoon, an enclosed bay lying between the mouths of the Po and the Piave rivers (more exactly between the Brenta and the Sile). In 2018, 260,897 people resided in the Comune di Venezia, of whom around 55,000 live in the historical city of Venice (centro storico). Together with Padua and Treviso, the city is included in the Padua-Treviso-Venice Metropolitan Area, which is considered a statistical metropolitan area, with a total population of 2.6 million.

Translated to every language, barring English, then back to English:

The island of Venice is the capital of Vientiane, 116 to 400 feet [400 to 400 m] above sea level (mainly between Brent and Leeds) and is known as Azerbaijan.

^ That got quite Asian somehow

@quantum emergence I don’t own a laptop :)

eru no mouth no lol echo ngog

^ sounds like an anime lol

This is a short Ngurah Rai with concrete details

I can get it, but the Japanese is in the countryside Tehair, Omofao, another day and Tomoho, the day and Tomoho's head

The capital of the Netherlands is Amsterdam. However, The Hague is where the government is. Why is the capital where the government isn't? You can blame the royals for that, who live in Amsterdam. The Netherlands is better at capitals than South Africa, though. South Africa has the audacity to have three capitals. Each for a different part of the government. The Judicial capital is Blomfontien, the Legislative capital is Cape Town, and the Executive capital is Pretoria. All of which are spread across the country. It's ridiculous, don't you agree?

Through Google translate every language by alphabetic order.

What is your favorite style in Amsterdam, New Zealand, Korea? Many Amalekites were slaughtered. The good news is that our directors in South Africa, the Netherlands and Africa trust each other.

Does anyone know who the Amalekites are?

A male kites

@Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
Check the Bible or something, it's somewhere in there...
(Genesis or Exodus maybe)

Archetypal enemies of Jews. Sorcerers who could transform into animals to avoid capture. So I suppose it's good many were slaughtered. However, how did Google translate come up with Amalekites?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe it got there around the Hebrew translation

date a Chinese girl with no English and you'll find a few gems