Hello, I, Toggaf Syk, have met Allah today:

It has turned out fortunate for me today that destiny appointed Syria to be my birthplace. For that little country is situated just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to
which we should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means should be employed.

And then Allah sent me a message, he answered my morning prayer, and talked in my head. I am the Joan of Arc of Syria, I will free Syria of the evil americans.

Allah's Caliphate must be restored to the great Muslim Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same Caliphate. The Muslim people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the Caliphate embraces all the Muslims and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come.

وفقكم نور الله في الضيقات. باقية ومتوسعة.

شكرا لك الكافرة الأمريكية

In the Quran it says that Muhammad was the last messenger, so your claiming to be a messenger is false. Also Allah has said several times that people cannot handle the sight of Allah, nor does he speak to people. What in the world are you saying? This is falsehood.

I didn't say I saw Allah, I said I met him and he sent me a message, and I am born before Muhammad so that doesn't count

Excuse me? Muhammad was born 1400+ years ago.

Allah gave me the gift of immortality for being such a good muslim

Evolution is real, religions are Lie!!!

Lol

Well, I see no point in continuing this discussion, you are a blatant liar.

you do not believe that Allah is almighty? is your faith in the benevolent dwindling?

Nope, but Allah does not grant people immorality.

In my analysis, this post has done marginally more good than harm.

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oh my goddddd

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wtf happened here

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