Genghis
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In the meantime, here's some Q&A Questions I'm constantly being berated with!
Q : Genghis, are you Jewish? A : Hine ma tov uma nayim, shevet achim gam ya chad.
Q : Genghis, why's it taking so long to make a damned game? A : Answer that question ? Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
Q : Hey Genghis.. your game is confusing. Make it simpler? A : *Menacing glare, followed by an implied facepalm stare*
Q : Genghis, I think you should reconsider your vision for this scenario. From the civilizations you've introduced, you have a strong Eurocentrist bias. Sure, Mesopotamian civilizations popped up first ( " civilization " ) but Italian cultures? What? And yes, Indus River Valley cultures too. Also, Chinese dynasties/cultures!?!? What about the Polynesians, Native Americans, Africans, or screw it, the Steppes while you're at it?!?! A : Lolwut?
Q : Genghis, can you please take these questions seriously? I think it's best we get to know more about the guy making this masterpiece. A : That's what she said.
Q : Genghis, what's up with your mechanics? Some of them seem a little unbalanced or unfair. A : Your mom's unbalanced and unfair. Nah, but seriously, this is a rough draft game. You're all my lab rats. All to be purged in the name of science. Aperture Science.
Q : Genghis, do you have any influences for making this scenario? What would be your influences for future scenarios? A : I dunno, mostly Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, mary jane and jaegermeister with the occasional crown. I like to get myself a little treat at Basken Robbin's every now and then too.
Q : Genghis, what about Dre? A : Forget about Dre.
Q : Do you think your partnership will last with Yeezy? He seems to get the job done, and claims you are slouching while he is doing the work. A : I'm Bound 2 probably find someone better. It's obvious he just a Gold Digga tryna' get my street cred to " rub off " on him ( catch the double entendre? ). I'll send him to our lord above, Yeezus himself before he does some more arrogant sht while I work like a hard-working Leninist!!
Q : What's your favorite part about this new scenario you've devised? A : Let's pretend this scenario is a woman. Not any woman in particular, but let's use your mom as an example. You'll know what my favorite part with educated thought.
Wow Genghis, thanks for answering all my questions with varying degrees of intelligence! You're welcome, may you live long and prosper. Or get drowned in floods. Haven't decided yet ( shrug ).
Edited 11/6/2014 06:20:16
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