Tru
I seen the japanese guy rap dom

true

pls sign this:
https://stop-ttip.org/sign/?noredirect=en_GB

I watched already 157 animes.

True

I'm a millennial!(Locus 6<y<24 y years, I divide by major sociological changes, popularization of phone and 2008 stock market/housing crisis)
This should be easy!

Edited 11/17/2014 21:49:12

true

Dom had big titties once but they were sucked dry by a Baby

true

I killed Dom's mom's wife's elder brother's husband's grandmother's sister's wife's 3rd husband's grandmom's uncle's pet gerbil

false, that gerbil would have died before you were born.

No one has ever failed to 'mind the gap between the train and the platform edge' when getting on or off a train.

Edited 11/20/2014 21:51:33

False, There was a lady... she fell in the tracks, and when the train came, her head got lopped off. Either that or it was a very effeminate man

I killed Dom's pet gerbil, and stuffed it up Dom's butt while he wasn't looking

Edited 11/20/2014 22:18:58

qwed, that would've been Dom's great great great great uncle's gerbil. Unless his family tree's men have always planted the seed for their successor at around the age of 20, that dude is loooong dead.

I REPEAT:
I killed Dom's pet gerbil, and stuffed it up Dom's butt while he wasn't looking

True.
This statement is false.

False

Ferguson is a hellhole

False.

God is the divine creator.

False

My mom is the divine creator

False,
your mom is the divine bringer of free pleasures.

True

Isis is just a government conspiracy meant to spy on the Egyptians

true

Egypt is just Arabs with a Bunch of Cats

false

10% of the population of the Pitcairn Islands are in prison for rape.

True,

Another 85% were Raped

true

I once had a Cat named Jim and he got raped by a bunch of drunken idiots

false

Cars are banned on the islands of Herm and Sark.