Please tell me where in the US I should move to once I get the opportunity. Suggestions not allowed are New York and California because they are gay as fuck. I am hoping you will give your intellectual reasonings behind your suggestion. I will accept Texas to be argued for but I am not moving to Texas because it's gross.

Vermont

There are aliens in Vermont. I don't want to get involved

Israel

I do like Fascism, Israel might be the right choice.

Ohio. Become a night manager are one of the Krogers near Cleveland and you might run into Karl.

@l4v.r0v

Bruh, how tf do you know that?

This is classified info which is only known to a chosen few

F***ing spy!

You're not worthy to step into Karl's territory!


NONE OF YOU DO!


NORMIEEEEEEEEES F***** N184U01U0 0E-1-EJRDOHF20E2OI$*$**$*$**

Wyoming oh wait it doesn’t exist

kentucky

fun facts:
1) kentucky has the world's last disco ball factory
2) we produce 95% of the world's bourbon
3) mountain trails/paths
4) low pop
5) recently legalized medicated marijuana (no dispensaries yet tho!)

move to florida cause guns and any property you buy will be on the beach soon enough

and rocket launches 🚀

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move to Afghanistan

Move to Poland. Free Healthcare. Good social safety net. Low crime. Abortion is illegal except in cases of life of the mother, rape, and maybe fetal defects. Cheap cost of living. Low homelessness. No Gypsies like other Eastern European countries. No Gay marriage. No marijuana. Balanced Budget.

If you want the government to tax the hell out of you and then heavily control what you can and can't do then then Poland is for you. Only issue is that you will have to learn Polish and convert to Catholicism and assimilate quickly into Polish culture to survive.

Move to U.S. state KNYTELAND

Alaska; no wasps.

Oh, never mind. They have something called "Cow Killer".

Depends on your preferences. Hawaii, maybe, if you like warm. If not, you can go somewhere near the east coast like Virginia or Michigan. If you really like cold, Alaska. If you like dry, somewhere near the Rockies will do. If you like wet, Hawaii again.

Move to U.S. state KNYTELAND

Sure. If you drive up housing demand where I live, you'll help increase the deadweight loss for the US economy but I'll benefit from it.

Realistically, though, just move wherever you'll have the best long-term quality-of-life outlook given your social circumstances, priorities, and economic competitiveness. Everything else- politics, bourbon, tourist attractions- is secondary.

what if I like cops Minneapolis style, where should I go

texas