And all *I* ever had to worry about was to properly tie my shoelaces and wipe my butt.
Good times...
Your childhood was taken from you. Don't they have velcro and terrible hygiene in Germany?
My cousin is almost 4 so she will start getting nostalgic pretty soon. "Remember 2012? That was the golden year. Rastamouse and In The Night Garden. God, I miss those days."
In about ten years' time there will be newborn babies posting Buzzfeed lists of "Top Seven Reasons Why Umbilical Cords Are Awesome", and making smug Youtube comments about how they're four days old and listen to The Beatles, so their generation isn't all bad.
[Sigh] People didn't use to be so obsessed with the past, back in the good old days.