1) Put injections with vaccine on seats in Public Transport. People who sit there become vaccinated. It is suggested to put Johnson in the injection because people might not fall for the same trick twice.

2) Fill bullets with a vaccine. If somebody gets shot with this bullet, they become vaccinated. Very effective in America.

3) Soak nails and lego with a vaccine.

4) Make government pay part of the cost of beans. Make propaganda how beans are healthy. Make school kitchens serve beans every other day. More beans = more farts = more opened windows.

5) Make slapping asses legal. Even between two males. Propagates social distancing.


Do you have any other suggestions?

Edited 11/11/2021 10:30:48

Beans are actually very cheap and healthy and good foods out there
I love making refried beans and I really don't find a reason why most of the world is starving

Like, just make some refried beans

Wow... You only eat refried beans? That's double the work.


I would suggest fried beans. You only need to fry once

Or you could skip the frying and just eat raw beans. Less work. More farts.

Hypothetically, what will happen to the human population when the vaccine proves to be fatal later in life, hypothetically?

The trees will live happily ever after with Bill Gates and Elon Musk

coat all condoms in chilli powder

idk I think it would be funny

y'all ever just think of, i don't know, putting the vaccine in tranq darts? idk it might work might not

I am Elon Musk fanboy

I am a berden fanboy

ow, really?!?!?!


that's cute :3

Hypothetically, what will happen to the human population when the vaccine proves to be fatal later in life, hypothetically?


There will be lots of kids and Africans in the world.

Edited 11/12/2021 23:36:36

Georg added an extra "hypothetically" to the sentence to make up for his lost "e"

have you guys tried flushing your veins with bleach already?

Works for Keith Richards