problem: im in the bus and I have explosive diarrhea

consequence: I want to poop very bad

solution : poop in the squidgy bit in the middle of the bus so no one sees the poo

problem: fizzer
consequence: afrika
solution: shift servers to shanghai

Problem: people need a purpose to be happy
Consequence: too many distractions rise the mental health crisis
Solution: find enough purpose so you are barely hanging on. Will drive your happiness up.

problem: depression
consequence: lazy sit around do nothing useful
solution: overdose on pills

Problem: Birth.
Consequence: Life.
Solution: Death.

Problem: OT Forum
Consequence: OT Forum
Solution: Grover

Problem: you cannot copy forum posts in mobile
Consequence: your counting thread dying or falling to trolls
Solution: just not copy and count
Consequence: losing the rules on counting, falling to trolls
Solution: just tell them to look at the rules the previous page

Problem: Thinking of a good problem
Consequence: Time wasted
Solution: Search on the internet
Problem: Not always right
Consequence: Being considered lazy and boring
Solution: Tap into creativity
Problem: No creativity
Consequence: Time wasted
Solution: Shitpost

Problem: 111 thinks it is possible to start an OT thread which people take seriously
Consequence: 111 gets frustrated when we don't take his counting thread seriously
Solution: Say three "Hail Grovers" and shut your phone off

Let's write an essay about this,

to discover the underlying message

There is no spoon.

Only balloons.

Kallistei's goons,