*Whistles awkwardly*

I can’t whistle physically. Or roll my R’s. Basically Helen Keller irl

O tends to roll a lot easier than R. No sharp corners to catch on.

Did I say spit? I meant whipped cream...

i'm not sure i want your "cream" in my drink either

No, that's the blue milk that you are thinking of.

where does blue milk come from? blue cows?

Blue goats

Green horses

Here is a proverb: "Don't drink coffee outside of Ethiopia." Meaning: Go for the source. Go for the original language.

They have coffee beans in Brazil as well

Here is a nice proverb: "Even poison has a cure." The poison mentioned is about snake poison, which has been used in the past as a cure. It still is used by doctors.

This proverb can be understood as follows:

1. A person must be positive in all situations.
2. Even in evil there is some goodness.

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EDIT: help the emoji aren't showing, is it just broken for me?

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Here is a good proverb: Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient

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a saying so bad it had to be edited out? thats kinda sus....

I have a nice proverb: "The two-headed snake still has one heart."
It has multiple meanings.

1: Go for the source.
2: Focus and don't get distracted by the appearance.
3: Taqiyyah keeps the heart in one state, protected.
4: You don't have 2 personalities; rather you're bewitched, so the devil takes over and gives the illusion of a second personality.

Interesting fact: Without a full beard and moustache, one feels a lack of context in his face. The full beard with a moustache gives a contextual feeling. Without it, it feels naked, hence no contextual feeling. When your face looks non-contextual, it has the effect of taking things more literally. This is why soldiers are ordered to shave. They want soldiers to follow orders blindly. When one takes things too literally, he obeys orders blindly. Critical thinking lacks in people who take things too literally.

Hello, i would like to order an icecream made with unicorn sprinkles