So you go inside and order plutonium tea, getting you a forklift. How do you even lift it up to drink it if you need to control the forklift? And how do you get the forklift to fit inside the establishment in the first place?

You certainly are an inquisitive customer! It's always good to ask questions. It keeps the mind sharp.

1. A straw.

2. Through the loading dock door.

Have a great day!

can I get a boneless pizza with a two liter of coke

Aren't most pizzas "boneless"?

if it ain't got bone in it. then its boneless

A fair point

bartender, there's mold growing under table

Can I order a bucket of ice?

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Afternoon Gents, I’ll have my usual please

*Slides up next to Rob*

Make that two please

Slides a crisp https://youtu.be/HkU-wC3GPdA
Across the counter “and one for yourself squire”

*whips out phone, closes 15 tabs of hardcore porn, opens trip advisor and finds grovers cafe while looking in Grovers eye*

Love the cafe man! Great food drinks and service! I’m happy as Larry kid! Genuinely! *smacks lips and makes ok sign with hands* Beeeeutiful! 5 stars coming your way!! *points at Grover and smiles while nodding and giving intense, almost scary eye contact*

*Rates it 1 star and leaves a horrible scathing review, utterly slating it and slandering the cafes reputation*

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totally two separate people here

Have you never had a friend in your life man, not even trolling- what is your argument for us being the same person? That we have a similar sense of humour? We grew up in the same place and went to the same school at the same time and have known each other for over a decade, he’s one of my best friends and I love to interact with him? We have so many shared experiences and laughs and photos together and you’re saying it’s all FAKE!?!?

Do you know what, Grover, can you ask this guy to leave before I challenge him to a 1 on 1? He’s making the atmosphere in this cafe distinctly unpleasant, he really is

@berden, Yes, sir. That's not a table. It's a cheese cave.

@Anavasi, of course! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plw4bQ1-FOI

@Master Shredtail, https://morsecode.world/m?m=eJxjYlJWtrRUcPJ0t1Qw005VMDEFIUOF8sySDIXkjNTU4lSF4OBgf39_FxcXR0dHAAWLDC8%3D

@Robert and Harvey, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJWLJxiWgDY

@Harvey and Balmybrz, https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=29652999

Thanks for your continued patronage!

Yeah what’s actually going on here… is this how a few of you get your kicks?

There’s a reason we are all low levels… there’s a reason we troll and do immature stuff

We’re just all mates from school trying to have a game to our selves. What’s this constant need to try understand if we have numerous accounts

A few of you are actually funny and nice like Grover but then balmbrz pipes up (did you notice we were actually engaging in this forum without trolling on anything like we have apologised for) he just completely ruined the flow

Thank you! This looks even better that the last one

*sips furiously

Totally agree Rob, he’s soured the atmosphere, maybe the cafe should be limited to level 50+ and us honorary level 50’s to keep this kind of behaviour out

I would like to order a will to live. :p.