If someone knows how to unluck an iphone, please create a game and tell me.

Someone please tell me how to use imgur/another photo sharing contraption easily. IMGUR would take me 40 minutes for 60 pictures.

http://share.pho.to/

I have been mugged myself often enough. Instead of X, who was just been bullied in school and always was too scared to ever risk being mugged.
But he read about it somewhere, something smart, I am sure of that. That was what i said essentially.

I know first hand that pride is the first thing you lose when getting mugged.

Myhand talking about losing pride is kind of like a billionaire complaining about paying taxes.


And now, a play in one act:

A Victimless Crime

Original Broadway Cast:
Myhandisonfire - Burl Ives
Unnamed mugger - Marlon Brando

Open on a dark, claustrophobic urban street. Structural flaws are apparent in the defaced infrastructure. Dim lights flicker overhead, illuminating piles of refuse and overconfident vermin.

Mugger: Hey faggot, give me your phone.

Myhandisonfire [to himself]: Ah, a real experience - a mugging! It's certainly been a while. Oh yes, I feel so alive right now, mm. A feeling I bet not one of those intellectuals have ever felt - the delectable, singular pleasure of being robbed. Ne'er-do-wells lurking in the thick air of the night, every corner a thrilling rush - indeed, this is undeniably superior to reading a book or being bullied as a schoolchild - a schoolchild who shall never know the grimy delights of the crime-ridden metropolis - a metropolis where, without the sheer altruism of those such as myself, evil should invariably triumph over the poor souls who stalk the streets - poor souls such as that of the previously mentioned schoolchild, who, should fate call upon me to save his life, would, without so much as a stuttered "thank you", scurry off immediately thereafter. Back to the library of his ivory tower - ha!

But what good would we, the idealistic heroes of the underclass, be, if we ourselves were not humbled from time to time? Verily, it is these experiences which make us the briliant and noble men who we are. Yes, I cherish moments such as these, which might perhaps grant me a veneer of hard-earned authenticity on such-and-such a forum many years from now.

[To mugger, unable to conceal his excitedness]: Yes good sir, here is my phone. And with it, you shall take no small part of my pride. But there is one thing you may never take from me - my ego.

[Myhandisonfire skips giddily away from the bemused mugger, somehow even more boastfully than before.]

It's the little things that make leering at women on the internet worthwhile.

CURTAIN

Sweet. What good inspiration our own experience give us, dont they X?

But for everyone who speaks german, here is an old playable version of X`s not so imaginative screenplay.

http://www.mausland.de/showswf/69

For Boston:
www.postimage.org --> use upload multiple pictures. Takes 1 minute for 20+ photo's

Myhand and Apex guy - Just stop flaming each other and just kiss each other and live in peace

YFW you land in australia

Just stop flaming each other and just kiss each other and live in peace

Neh, the flaming is only going in one direction. But it's good to know that you want him to kiss Aranka's Boobs.

screenplay

Screenplays are for films. Please try not to embarass yourself any further.

X wont stop until he gets his shovel back. He is in Sandbox mode.

I'm sorry you didn't like my play :( one of the characters was based on you! I won't say which one, though.

You want your shovel back so bad.

Whatever are you going on about Myhand? You're so silly. Aren't you Mr. Silly? Aren't you a silly little silly? :)

I have to step in here for a brief moment and defend the "screenplay"-reference from myhand - if for no other reason that he without debate is the most handsomest, smartest, eloquent and kissable of the two participants in this "flame war".

And for another reason I am not yet allowed, nor willing, nor advised by my lawyer to do yet.

X (I will use this place holder for "X") clearly stated he wrote a "play".
This play does not specify not being meant for the big cinema - so calling it a "screenplay" is definitely not stepping over a red line here.

furthermore the cast for the play features well-known actors - film actors to be more precisely. Or best known for their screenplay - none in their right IMDB - reference would think of a play with these actors being staged in a mere theatre.

These things needed to be written (and saved and catalogued in a NSA archive).

i have to step in for a brief moment to tell you to suck a dick, son:

a play in one act:

[...]

Original Broadway Cast:
Myhandisonfire - Burl Ives
Unnamed mugger - Marlon Brando

Brando achieved stardom, however, as Stanley Kowalski in Tennessee Williams's 1947 play A Streetcar Named Desire, directed by Elia Kazan.

The original Broadway production, which opened in 1955, was directed by Elia Kazan and starred Barbara Bel Geddes as Maggie; Ben Gazzara as Brick; Burl Ives as Big Daddy;

suck a dick, son.

furthermore the cast for the play features well-known actors - film actors to be more precisely. [...] none in their right IMDB - reference would think of a play with these actors being staged in a mere theatre.

Furthermore, if you ever step to me again, you best come correct, son.

CURTAIN

Because obviously, I was referring to the curtain that they have in cinemas, to be more precisely. They always make sure to write that into screenplays.

Myhand can't speak English properly, so he tried to be distinctive by using what he thought was a synonym. May I have my shovel now?

First: No matter how much you would like to infer it- I am not, nor will I ever be - Myhand.
Secondly: Reading over your line specifying your play as a "Broadway" play does raise some doubt in my first impression its relation to a real theatre would not have occurred.
the "CURTAIN" surely IS another big hint.

I stand corrected.
In this case.

The other claim stands undisputed:

Myhand still holds the position as most handsomest, smartest, eloquent and kissable participant in this "flame war".
And of course he therefore rightfully may keep any and all shovels he may or may not have in his possession!

I never suggested that you were Myhand. The dandelion doth protest too much, methinks. (That line's from another screenplay - Billy Shakes wouldn't be caught dead in a "mere theatre".)

I stand corrected.

No need to read any other part of this comment. I'm glad that you learned something tonight. Aranka's Boobs, away!

...well of course I learned something:

You, Mr. X, put the x into patronizing.
Which is amazing. Since there was none in the beginning.

pusteblume and x. Neither of you have tits and neither of you are saying worth a damn. Please take whatever the above is away from my thread. Much appreciated.