as for hoods and loose trousers.. hiding? maybe.. but hell of a lot boys are attracted to skater girls...
Malamutes on the other hand usually prefer wearing their classy black-on-white coats. They fit the dark eyes perfectly, and are warm and comfy! :D
Sometimes a fancy harness fulfills the image with a vivid color accent:
and no! not everyone looks good shaved..! (by the way people who shave malamutes or huskies should be shot on sight, as they risk their pets' lives since the coat provides insulation from BOTH cold and HOT temperature. Without it, in non-optimal temperatures the dog may die..) :(