"I can beat anyone of you. I'm the Ultimate Best player out here."
1v1: 22 / 32 (69%)
Interesting.
I'll actually agree that you can beat everyone (your ladder performance on your primary account has shown this more than the three games I've seen you play on this alt though) - just not 100% of the time. Then again I think anyone good enough to be top 40 on the ladder can "beat everyone".
I am the ULTIMATE BEST player this site has ever seen: da proof!: 2013-06-13 11:54:57
Yes, and the Guis and Myhands and Szewengingens and Bruces of this world are delicate flowers, they would be crushed if they knew how casually I am able to annihilate them. That's why I only challenge them on multi-accounts.
I am the ULTIMATE BEST player this site has ever seen: da proof!: 2013-06-13 12:20:24
At first it was tough to restrain myself, and not just destroy everybody like I did with my original account. But beating everybody became so effortless that I stopped taking any pleasure in it. That's why I devoted myself to making the top players feel better about themselves, and trying to entertain them with my jokes. It's a better way to live.
Some people think of me as a saint but I do not agree. I'm just a regular guy who happens to be really, really awesome. I'm not interested in plaudits.
I am the ULTIMATE BEST player this site has ever seen: da proof!: 2013-06-13 12:41:03