come on, give me all you got!

N

Why did the old man fall in the well?

CAUSE HE COULDNT SEE THAT WELL!!!

UnfairerOrb is really such a babe


He is seriously starved of attention




Do you need a hug?

Yes. Plz

*hugzzzzzzz*

*smiles and hugs back*

*Reminds UFO that he is a super cool dude who is married to a Latvian track and field star*

:hug:

Grover. hehe best him to it

"Grover." ~ Alien

what's the difference between a kangaroo? both legs are equally long, especially the right one

life is like a box of chocolates









half is chocolate half is poop

Menstruation is not funny... Period.

A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.

And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
"qwertzuiop" beers.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.

Edited 4/9/2022 06:29:25

As someone who is taking software engineering and been thro those type of pains. That did make me laugh :-)

Three logicians walk into a bar.
Bartender: do you all want a beer?
1st logician: I don't know.
2nd logician: I don't know.
3rd logician: Yes.

I get it but I don't

This is a logical nightmare

Does this joke follow on by the 3 logicians screaming on the groun d in confusion :p

No, they perfectly know everything.