high fives all around

it wasnt descartes who said that

No shit? Please tell me more, wise pink thing...

Rene should really have his own brand of beer. "Rene Descartes Beer. I drink. Therefore I can."

the forum's not so bad actually... yeah the best trolls and trolled have calmed down, but there are still funny trolls around, like X.apex, and idiots like ironheart, who always makes me laugh. I think too little people know about the forums. More awareness would certainly make things livelier again.

Tigger/Sponge Bob -

You know the fool that thinks he is in good company, is you?

Why again with this master race? I thought I had beaten some damn common sense into you.

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I find it amusing that Nike posts here.

well, i'm an actual idiot too, noobston, just like you

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

myhandisonfire, that quote is from David Hume, right?

You could have found that out by googling it. But then, you just had to let everybody know that you recognised it, right? That's a very schizo thing to do.

Oh, and @Spongebruce Chefhat: you are one of the shittiest posters here. So you can fuck off. Maybe some of the time that you aren't spending looking for a job, you could use to think of something funny or interesting to write here. Your copypasta is nauseating. Professional dingleberry.

Here, I have some bitter to liven up your umami.


Shittiest posters, named and shamed and quantified:

0. sexists; people who harass aranka; pseuds who use brain-dryingly stupid lines of reasoning to argue that women are inferior to men, and related nonsense. chop off your dicks and feed them to a gerbil, you don't deserve them.

1. anybody using a multiaccount to talk about how great they are. The 1v1 ladder exists, so why don't you shut the fuck up and join it. i hate you.

2. schizo/falcon/nike/yaat (it's possible that this is not the same person, but I cannot stomach the idea that there is more than one of you.)

3. joker - whoever you are, i hate you.

4. dead "the forums are terrible, how can i make them worse? by talking about how awful they are, so they become self-reflexive as well as completely worthless? yes." piggy. you can do better. i don't have much evidence for that, but i believe it.

5. myhandisonfire. yes, we get it, you are heterosexual. you are also incredibly boring.

once he told me a story about he saved somebody from being beaten up. it was actually pretty impressive, so i said, only semi-jokingly, "wow, myhand, you're my hero". he replied: "i know you're joking, but i actually am a hero." yes, i'm paraphrasing, but the way he put it was even more self-serious. it went something like:

"Negatory, x of apex, to you, I am not. But to that poor fellow, on that fateful night, I was a hero. [Stares into middle distance.]"

rescuing hateworthiness from the jaws of likeability.

6. the ReLites (they are all indistinguishable from one another, except for aranka). and pretty much anybody who is talking about clans, especially when it is myhand.

7. aranka when i'm not feeling sorry for her

8. myself, because i hate myself for even posting here.

plus i'm mean, aren't i? people will think "woah, he must have had a bad day today." but no, this is how i always feel when i read the forums. i just usually sublimate it better.


too spiteful to punctuate right now

8. myself, because i hate myself for even posting here.

if the only reason why you are in this list is because of your self-hate you show very badly in your self-consciousness

2. schizo/falcon/nike/yaat (it's possible that this is not the same person, but I cannot stomach the idea that there is more than one of you.)

none of those is my alt, its true, there are many liek us.... im not one of those sad losers who buy memberships for their alts

but,but, but...

...

so yeah ill take 5 cases of descartes beer

french beer isnt all that great... i want a Nietzsche(an?) beer

I'm trashed and about to go look at fishes, penguins and snakes. But X FUCKING laid down truth.

Most of you will disregard his post entirely, but he's BAMF and even though he just changed his name to something absurd, he has upped my weight in him.

I keep on forgetting this, who's alts is x?

can you guy stop creating these neard alts?

@x:
How come in several posts you condemn your #0 and in others you seem to be part of that group ?

0. sexists; people who harass aranka;

If you 're going to throw those two together, why not rename to aranka's brains ? :D

1. anybody using a multiaccount to

multiaccounts are like religion, they start out as funny, but before you know it people start taking them seriously and then the shit hits the van :P

Joker

Yes, good, take him more seriously, you 're realy improving the forums right now.

6. the ReLites (they are all indistinguishable from one another, except for aranka). and pretty much anybody who is talking about clans, especially when it is myhand.

Hmm, interesting combo for one group, it would work for a FFA, but as a social(/hate?) group it is a total miss imo.

aranka when i'm not feeling sorry for her

You need to channel your hate towards your pity, and they will burn each other away.

8.Myself, because i hate myself for even posting here.

Don't hate yourself for doing whatever you want to do, just learn to reflect on what you did and use that knowledge to guide you through your future actions :)

Thank you for the validation, kind donkey. I'm sorry you do not appreciate my new username. I offer the following lame excuses unto the forum:

1. "Aranka's Boobs" does not refer to Aranka's boobs. It refers to a monkey named Aranka's Boobs.

2. A great deal of attention has been placed on Aranka's boobs. By naming myself Aranka's Boobs, I hope to displace some of this attention onto myself. Now when they clamour for Aranka's boobs, I will pop up, saying "Here's Aranka's Boobs. What can Aranka's Boobs do for you?"

3. Puns.

4. It is an attempt to render the phrase "Aranka's boobs" meaningless, by two methods:

a. Semantic satiation.
b. By attributing the phrase "Aranka's Boobs" to myself, now, when people refer to "Aranka's Boobs" or any variation thereon, they are no longer referring to Aranka's boobs, they are referring to me.
b. ii. This will cause a great deal of confusion, which will detract from the undesirable direction of the conversation (see 2).

5. It's a Community reference.

6. My name actually refers to this Aranka, and her boobs: http://arankabikki.com/

7. By taking forum distastefulness to an (intentionally) absurd extreme, I hope to head off all the other distastefulness in the same vein. They shall balk in the face of Aranka's Boobs.

The worst person for the forum at the moment is tigger.

That is after all the crazy alta who should just be banned.

But tigger is on an incredible roll this week. It's like watching a train wreck knowing its going to happen and seeing more and more things go wrong.

Tigger is gifted. He honestly thinks he is something special just by posting.

For this. I want to raise a glass to him. If we spook him off we won't have humor!

Roam free tigger. Roam (free!