The time has come for me to retire and sail off into the sunset. I have had a long and illustrious career. First I would like to mention some of my great achievements, to assist you all in remembering my Gnuff-esque self-proclaimed greatness. I will be the first and only undefeated Legend to retire. (My hand used sign language to tell me I am a Legend.) I am also the player who has the most forum words per games played, just barely ahead of the late Richard Sharpe (who died while watching a 1v1 ladder game in which dead pjggy made such brilliant moves that Richard got an erection and died frlm heart failure). Etc.
Players I would like to thank:
The whole Relite crew: you guys rock! If your name wasnt so shitty, I woukd have joined you when yku recruited me.
WM: I love you guys, especially Red's pasty breats. If you guys didnt get absolutely destroyed by Relite in a challenge after all your smug boasting and cheap talk, I would have joined you too.
{rp} You guys taught me how to play as few games as possible and say as much meaningless jibber jabber as I can make up. It was inspirotional.
myhandisonfire: You taught me how to Google naked girls late at night, save the pics, and load them as my profile image. Slap me! My hand is on fire!
Motocross: Because maybe only you know what my last sentence means. Even I dont know.
X: You taught me more than words can express.
Aranka: I was a virgin before I met you. You gave me a new life.
Boston: I was considering throwing my money away on multiple memberships and booze, but you talked me out of it. Thanks bud!
Fizzer: Because you know the real me, the person behind the facade, the fragile 13 year-old in front of your computer screen.
Dead piggy: Because your 2v2 games with me made me realize how much even the greatest have to learn, which is almost as inspirational as wuoever inspired me above.
Billy Walsh: Because you harness Sze-esque greatness without taking what you say seriously.
And last but least, you, dear reader: If you have got this far in reading this, you have been used and abused like frankdeslimt's used tissues after he looks at that ugly pale girl with big floppy breats and an ugly face.
the FrankAndStain Award: All players mentioned get one of Franks used tissues. if you dont wanna this, you can exchange it for a Heyheiheu coffee mug of that pasty white girl with an ugly mug, in which she says "Hey hey hey!" with her clivage showing.
Are you kidding me? At this point I feel like I am the only person still playing this damn game. Please dont think I missed that sly backhander of a compliment. Good luck AFK.
1. Myhand has just informed.me that his sign language of a middle finger did not mean that I am #1, in which case I am not a LIVE Legend.
2. The judges have decided that my posts here and tigger's response warrant me a win in this forum game. My unofficial record is now 5-0. (It might take the system 30 minutes to update, right Qi?) This means it is a tie between Richard and Me.
3. This reminds me: Qi wins the award for most stupidest thread with his profile page nonsense. Good job there! Qi, your IQ is so high you spell IQ ass backwards. ehehehehe
4. If anyone laughs like "eheheh" and not like "hahaha" then you too deserve an award. But if you laugh "hohoho" then you have problems.
His English is five thousand times better than Trolli so it can't be him. I think it must be Gui, or Phillipe Auguste as he is better known, I mean he mentions Dickie Sharpe. Gui is the only one who ever even noticed Sharpe.
Anyone else would make fun of tigger solely for the fact he is a complete sponge.
Only they would give him that break.
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I never had much respect for troll he never seemed very intelligent or full of class.
But Gui comon man, you're better than this shit. You attack Sharpe when he retired to look after his newborn kid? Have some god damn class kid.
Why am I on this list? I never had any interaction with you. You pissed me off some and i told you to back the fuck off of me. But I never dealt with you.
I pay my own way, and am willing to spend my hard earned dollar as I seem fit. SO I'll gladly take my mug, will it be shipped to me or do I need to pick it up?
