yeah, they should say "we recruit anyone with a inflated win rate"

RvW:

For all you Cato-wannabes out there, that joke is getting rather old, can't you invent a new signature line every once in a while...? :(

...could Cato invent another city-state to be utterly destroyed? He could not.
ReLite must live with the reminder of beating the WM clan 14-3 until one of them will be completely destroyed, and the remains salted, so that nothing will ever grow on it. Until one of them gets repopulated as a suburb of Tunis.

ReLite Cops?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbh6My_bhnU

As the founder of ReLite i Would like to congratulate all of the members for their successfull campaign, spetial thanks to:
Aranka- she has been able to the turn the forum into a self-sustained ReLite world, we no longer need to be in the forum to make it excusively about ReLite
WM- for being good opponents, though not good enough for us
Aranka's Boobs - Aranka's Boobs are good and belong to ReLite and just to ReLite
ReLite's information service - Rhanks to our IS our PR department is able to react to any hostile action, and we already have some exclusive information on how to boost our players in warlight 2.0 (our alts will surrender against one of our alts, after that alt gets to a very high level our players just have to defeat that alt in order to get boosted in the point system)
Finally, I would like to remembre I am the best player this site has ever seen, and I founded the best clan this site has ever seen. Thanks to my methods ReLite has no possible competition

Can I join relite? Pleaseee I promise to behave.

Dear All,

The High command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ would like to apologise for our inactivity in the forums. During the last 2 weeks, our sacred council's existence has been threatened by a great Titan by the name of Rezzif. Such was the ferocity and power of Rezzif that we had to commit all our resources into fighting this great Titan. Fortunately, we were only when our all powerful leader, Jupiter, rose from his chariot and struck Rezzif with a lightning bolt, crushing Rezzif and banishing him back to Tartarus. All hail Jupiter!

However, we have not been completely inactive during this period. We have recruited a new member by the name of Illumanti. Illumanti's statistics reflect our clan's greatness and his use of deception and trickery to inflate his statistics is much admired by members of our clan.

In the next few weeks, we shall be more active and we will be happy to answer any new enquiries regarding our clan.

Lastly, we would like to remind everyone about our 14-3 win over WM.

That will be all.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

Dear All,

The High command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ would like to apologise for our inactivity in the forums. During the last 2 weeks, our sacred council's existence has been threatened by a great Titan by the name of Rezzif. Such was the ferocity and power of Rezzif that we had to commit all our resources into fighting this great Titan. Fortunately, we were only when our all powerful leader, Jupiter, rose from his chariot and struck Rezzif with a lightning bolt, crushing Rezzif and banishing him back to Tartarus. All hail Jupiter!

However, we have not been completely inactive during this period. We have recruited a new member by the name of Illumanti. Illumanti's statistics reflect our clan's greatness and his use of deception and trickery to inflate his statistics is much admired by members of our clan.

In the next few weeks, we shall be more active and we will be happy to answer any new enquiries regarding our clan.

Lastly, we would like to remind everyone about our 14-3 win over WM.

That will be all.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

Pulsey!! :D:D:D

Glad to see you're back! I hope the great Titan will, in his great wisdom, not banish you again! That would be very sad :(

lol i got my account back last week.

I joined, thats big news right there!

lol i got my account back last week.

Oh... so the announcer account is not you pulsey??

No answer

But I think it is you Pulsey c:

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4512990

See chat. I quote:

Mr. Multiaccount:

i just changed my name to an impostor ahol a few days ago to mock boston :P ... you know the announcer account? ... yeah, banned for that

So you are Pulsey! :DDD

Why did you lie to me??? :(

haha, i was just trolling noobschool then. Announcer's grammar and voacbulary is too god for me.

Regarding Trollumanti's enquiry,

As previously said, this account is the property of the High Command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦. Perhaps you may not have known, but one of the sub-accounts of DrunkenNoobs (AHOL) (a.k.a Pulsey) is part of the High command, going by the name of YAAT ♦ ɌeLite ♦. As a result, DrunkenNoobs (AHOL) has accessing rights to this flagship of ♦ ɌeLite ♦.

Announcer ♦ ɌeLite ♦ is not an account controlled by a particular individual to 'troll' or 'humiliate', it is a tool used by the high command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ to a) announce the latest news of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ and b)recruit players with to be part of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ or its PR or counter-YATRB department.

Lastly, we would like to remind everyone our our 14-3 win over the WM clan, evidence that we are now the greatest clan of all.

That will be all.
♦ ɌeLite ♦