I am procrastinating and people don't want to hate on me on Twitter. Can someone help?

Jeez man, you're the reason society sucks today....

Get of your lazy bum and start working!!

I also don't help old ladies over the street.

Imagine using Twitter.

Idem Cata...

Only these rowdy people from Canidae use twitter :3

I can understand your point. The conflict is brewing. People have to pick sides or else they'll get caught in the crossfire.
What I don't understand is why you chose the side you've been supposedly against the entire time. Why?