So, I thought up this incredible concept for a movie. It's called "DolpHurricane". So, essentially, a hurricane washed up a bunch of dolphins who decide to start attacking people on land (because of...uh...rabies). I need some writers to help me come up with some insanely cheesy dialogue, and some actors (don't worry about being a bad actor; the worse you are, the better). Anyone interested?

I could help write

Yes if I get paid :)

Yes if i get paid.

No! THE DOLPHIN shall not pay anyone! You should be grateful to work in a movie with THE DOLPHIN! Greedy pigs...

I'd like to play a dolphin.

@ Mr. Pink: That's cool, but we don't any money for animation, so instead of doing pure voice acting for the dolphins, you'll need to run around in this* suit and terrorize people.

*http://www.buycostumes.com/p/20106/dolphin-mascot-costume-special-order

You really need to nail that part, because if you do, the audience will be terrified (that costume is pretty scary).

I didn't think I would need a costume. Maybe just some gray body paint.

Hey, nice idea. That way, we'll be able to cut spending by 41%.

How long is the shoot scheduled to take, if I need to put on a fresh coat every morning, maybe a full-body dolphin tattoo would be cheaper?

Mr Pink, I like the idea, but nudity would definitely bump the movie's rating up to R, and since everyone knows PG-13 movies make the most money, I'm not willing to do that. I'm going to try to do all the scenes with you in 3-4 days, which means we won't need to use too much paint.

You'll compromise your artistic vision for the sake of an MPAA rating? DolpHurricane used to mean something to you, man.

Nonsense! Mr. Pink, who cares about "artistic vision"? Movie making is an expensive business! You need to have money to make a living! Money! That's all that matters! Money! MONEY! MONEY!

...Oh, Mr Pink, what have I done? I've forgotten what I've set out to make...and this movie has become a disaster as a result. Forgive me for my foolish love of money. Starting now, I pledge to permanently fix DolpHurricane, and turn it into the beautiful movie it was meant to be!

So I can be naked in it then?

Oh yes you can. This is gonna be a lot of fun.

I have a script for you, it is in the form of a movie, you just need to change a couple words around, in the movie sharknado, just change every shark to dolphin! I will pay you to make this movie great dolphin

Wow, Clifford, that'll save me so much time. Thank you, I accept your offer.

YAY, and instead of filming we can just photo shop dolphins in instead of sharks, we can also throw in some random scenes of Mr. Pink running around naked to make him happy

I'll help write for free, should be fun