I hire lavrov for being able to make some very solid arguments in just a few words

I hire JK_3 hes my fwiend :)

I fire Alien for encouraging nepotism

I hire Grover, because I like him

I hire JK_3 for hiring Grover

I hire Alien for hiring JK_3

I hire l4v for hiring JK for hiring Alien for hiring me because I'm actually cool with nepotism.

I hire Grover for hiring lavrov for hiring JK for hiring Alien for hiring Grover

I fire JK_3 for plagiarism

Hire Grover; ethic

I fire l4v for not saying "I fire/hire"

Fire, verbose

fire, wtf is with that rudeness

I fire 111 because we are an equal opportunity employer and l4v.r0v obviously has a text impediment

H
accommodate

H
improving efficiency

F
overwordy

H

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H👏

I fire the following people for not using the full word:
- l4v.r0v
- JK_3
- Darth Grover
- cəmbomber
- Anavasi