The real social experiment was the friends we made along the way.

roses are red
violets are blue,
pulsey is level 56'd
blitz is recruiting you

Roses are red
It's all been a fix
Optimum was nuked five times
Now it's been nuked six

knyte made a by joke by playfully showing you his big nuke clan button. The joke was funny. You have to show your appreciation, sanmu! LAUGH!

roses are red
violets are blue
I want knyte in my bed
so we can play with poo

The itsy bitsy Norman
Cried himself to sleep
Down came the nuking
and washed the Optimum clean
But out came the coins
and it was all fine
And the itsy bitsy Norman
Was still sub prime

M'Hunters and Optimum
Always in a fight
Krinid's equilibrium
Eerie is the night
Many nukes preceded
Holy wars indeed
Gone now are the needed
Reckless is the fight
Everywhere you gaze
Are players ever slight
Then there shined a light
As guidance through the maze
Galoring, ever bright
And we saw who it was
It took on form of shiny brass
No wonder, it was Knyte.

holy crap
Farah, sanmu, l4v ... reading all your poems in succession actually caused me to LOL, while on a (very serious, non-laughing matter - yea that's on me) conference call at work. There was a moment of silence followed by my apology. lolol

Make MH Great Again!

Edited 11/18/2022 15:04:11

wow krinid was mine not funny :'(

edit: lol that's actually hilarious it's funny to see warzone effect ppl in real life

Edited 11/18/2022 16:08:52

I liked yours a lot Tacky

knyte made a by joke by playfully showing you his big nuke clan button. The joke was funny. You have to show your appreciation, sanmu! LAUGH!

YMBK, you forgot to log out of your alt before posting.

There once was a clan that used to cheat,
The name of the clan was Mukhituly,
The players got good, they changed their clans,
Oh troll, my toxic boys, troll (huh)

Soon may the Optimum come
To bring us players & games & fun
One day, when the Clan Wars are done
We'll take our leave and go

She'd not been good for two years or more,
When down her middle a split oc-cored
The Norman got all stressed and swore
He'd take it back to yore (huh)

Soon may the Optimum come
To bring us players & games & fun
One day, when the Clan Wars are done
We'll take our leave and go

Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Before the clan had won the War,
Drama came up and wrecked her,
The whole League roster, it all left her
When she straight sank down low (huh)

Soon may the Optimum come
To bring us players & games & fun
One day, when the Clan Wars are done
We'll take our leave and go

And open season, it came to be
And the forum thread, it was bad company
And Grandpa Richard, even he did leave
The drama won't let go (huh)

Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

For eight years or even more,
The Monkey Hunters had stayed in power,
Now hope is lost, it's gone for sure
And still the thread won't slow (huh)

Soon may the Optimum come
To bring us players & games & fun
One day, when the Clan Wars are done
We'll take our leave and go

As far I've heard, the thread's still on
No one's moved on, some minds yet gone
and sanmu makes his regular poems
To egg Nor-man on (huh)

Soon may the Optimum come
To bring us players & games & fun
One day, when the Clan Wars are done
We'll take our leave and go

Soon may the Optimum come
To bring us players & games & fun
One day, when the Clan Wars are done
We'll take our leave and go

Edited 11/19/2022 19:31:49

LOL, actually there was so much to take in at once, I attributed your wonderful prose to l4v - the "Blitz is recruiting you" part was hilare. But all these together culminated in an IRL LOL

wow krinid was mine not funny :'(

Please read l4v.r0v's masterpiece to the sea shanty tune shown here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-7GNoDJ5c

Shamu ur so sweet! what a cutie

edit: dawwe ty krinid I was just messing but I appreciate it :p

Edited 11/18/2022 21:16:05

"and even Grandpa Richard?even he did leave"... ☃️🤣😁😄😆☃️ .. I am not worthy

Edited 11/18/2022 22:25:59

kynte I'll give you 1000 coins if you record yourself actually rapping what you wrote

It's to the tune of a sea shanty called "The Wellerman." I can still sing it and DM to you for your amusement, but you might as well just sing it along in your head with the instrumental track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OhPUGq6e6o

I wanna hear you rap!

Grandpa Richard is the subject of knyte's rap, and he also left me on read in warzone mail.

I've never felt so disrespected in my life.

Awww, ur a cutie too Tacky :)

I wanna hear you rap too tbh

There is only one sea shanty of worth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww6dN7uoF4g
I like my stuff old school yo.


All this drama, as a keeb it seems weird.
No wrist grabs, no piggy back rides, no trips to the hospital, no one getting run over by a truck. No girl who trips and falls into the arms of some dude and eventually getting married no matter how odd that is. No orphans. No bad guys in baseball caps, no trips to Subway or Olive Chicken. Nobody yelling Ya! Ya!. No prosecutors, or 9 tailed foxes or other tropes. No Kim Sang-Ho playing a ne'er do well.

You people don't know how to drama.