Hello,

I'm looking for someone who's stupid enough to gift me a lifetime membership.

I cannot buy one through PayPal since they blocked my account, so let that be the official reason. I could of course pay the numpty who gifts it to me back, but I obviously won't.

Hoping to hear any offers where I don't have to do anything and get my stuff for free,

I remain,

Yours truly,

Farah.

Luv

A least he's honest?

I could of course pay the numpty who gifts it to me back, but I obviously won't

I don’t mind getting you one but I’d like to be repaid in real money (not coins). I’d wait for you to transfer to me first though

Don't need a membership to use Paypal, so it's not an excuse.

I bought my supercamp without signing up.

I will consider it if you change the "MH" map you created to "Optimum"

Perhaps you're overlooking the facts:

1) he said he won't pay anyone back
2) PayPal blocked him (think about why that might be)
3) he's asking for someone to do this for him despite 1 & 2

Let me translate for you: he's being honest & up front about scamming you

Analogous to walking up to someone one the street and saying, "I'm never going to pay you back, don't even want your contact info, but could you lend me $20?"

But there's redeeming qualities ... or is there? Actually no maybe there isn't, he's just evil (;

never said it had to be a warzone lifetime membership either lol

I guess I am that innocent, unlike Brittany Spears.

He never actually said he can’t do online banking. Obviously if I’m getting him one using money, I want to be repaid

never said it had to be a warzone lifetime membership either lol

I accept lifetime memberships for Warzone, Warlight, Fizzer's house and Playboy magazine!

i'll buy you a LTM if fizzer updates clan wars to matchmake based on individual ratings (in a sane way, without the classic fizzer distortions to rating systems)

@Farah♦

Come no further! Your wishes have been heard!

I'm looking for someone who's smart enough to gift me a lifetime membership.

I am ready to give you the LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP in clan Prime!
Just leave your current clan and I will immediately send the membeship invite!

You can't grant anyone a lifetime membership in Prime. There's no way for you to guarantee that they can remain in that clan for their lifetime (should they choose to).

Sure you don't want to put any additional clauses like "you have to stay 1 year and actively play" or something like to that offer?

You can't grant anyone a lifetime membership in Prime. There's no way for you to guarantee that they can remain in that clan for their lifetime (should they choose to).

If we settle for LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP in clan Prime, I will do my best, that they remain in the clan untill (or at least close enough to) the end of their lives!

Edited 11/4/2022 20:43:46

krinid i am on several drugs right now, how did i read 5s' post correctly and you didn't

What Happened to MH?

Just when the 66% sale for LTM ended.

Obviously if I’m getting him one using money, I want to be repaid

See, here's where you're getting it wrong. I'm not doing anything in return for the membership, let alone paying you back.

Come to think of it, it's actually worse. I'll remember you as the numpty that agreed to this deal. And i will spread the word about it

That's a good deal!