Oh my god, I just google unbirth.

big fault. Hope ggl had some filters on...

It has "safe search":
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Falling out of bed

impaled on the bill of a swordfish

Falling off a ladder and landing head
killed by his own explosive while trying to steal from a condom dispenser

Hit by a coconut falling off a tree

died after being stabbed in the eye with an umbrella

taking a selfie with a loaded handgun shot himself in the throat

shot himself to death with gun carried in his breast pocket

crushed while moving a fridge freezer

crushed by his own coffins

Crushed by his partner

run over by his own vehicle

ate himself to death

killed by champagne corks

Strangled by neckties

trampled by cattle
- trampled to death by camels

, eaten by a drove of pigs

- hit by golf ball, cricket ball, racing/rally car or motorcycle

threatened to kill himself with a knife were shot dead by police

killed by his own remote controlled plane

Falling from the top of a lighthouse

Falling off an inflatable artwork

Falling into a water butt

Drowning in a barrel of mead

Drinking too much water

Killed by an industrial firework placed on head

died Falling off a theatre balcony

Hit by a piece of falling scaffolding

Crushed by giant bale of hay falling on his van

Hit by bullets fired in celebration

Falling out of a tree

Walking through a closed glass door and being cut to death

Drowning in the bath

Stabbed during argument over game of Ludo

Falling on to wine glass and cutting neck

Kicked by a horse

Burned to death while making a barbecue from oil drum

Dropping weights on himself while doing presses

Died by carrot juice overdose

<Name> got probed by the UnFairer Orb and decided to not come back.

Kilroy was here. <Name> is not.



Otherwise, get inspiration from the Darwin awards webpage?

<name> was turned into a tree

<name> was captured and turned into a human candle

<name> was decapitated when a magic trick went wrong

<name> fell and couldn't get up

A coin was dropped from a tower, slicing <name> in half

<name> was hung, drawn and quartered in relation to their political views

<name> farted for so long and loudly that their inners were excreted

<name> chocked on a sausage while demonstrating the Heinrich manurer and couldn't be saved

<name>'s body was permanently erased due to teleport malfunctions

<name> momentarily exceeded the life-cap, instant corrective measures were made

DO NOT GOOGLE VORE