JK_3 
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There was the end: Hangfires sword and the shield of Tommy Wiseau, whomever that could be, and John died later. For Hangfire it was the end. Anyways, Hangfires floating cow said "Grover". The next time that Godzilla burped, Grover shocked his perception regarding unicorns. The unicorns pooped sparkling rainbows. Grover pooped sparkling blue furballs. Together they danced around HangFire's edit to celebrate the sun's May 4th. Hello there, Kenobi, sugondese coffee jelly beans and purple ducks.
It'll be somewhat ridiculous if John Cow walked in some wooden shoes considering his retarded government reckoning him to rectify the facts with Ben Shapiro. Another one bites the bucket. Money fall down the ranch dressing from Fizzer's feet picks. A spoon took a spoonful of sunflower seeds, cumin, oats, and deez NUTS, Cashew Candy, Malted water. Unironically, Papa Franku Kenobi had a lightsaber.
The firefighter gave up on saving Mahatma Gandhi from his erectile dysfunction after seeing them knees and said, "damn, boy... that's pretty thick, innit?". Thick thighs Ghandi didn't get enough women to fulfill his lifelong desire. Shockingly, Godzilla yoinked China's super idol to death. Suddenly, Kermit was on heavy acid. But despite his incredibly low metabolism, he went to daddy and shoved a flamingo with the flambussy intact. The beast tap danced, then died. Distraught, Kenobi distraught, Kenobi, where are, but finally his stroke of misfortune grew wealthy.
Grab on the witch's yellow broom. Kamikaze Kangaroos without consent, throw back infinitesimally small posteriors. Grover danced all along the bodies of schlong shaped flamingo babies and sung "You know any communists?". "No," a blue-haired feminist with rabies stated loudly, "I don't support science or children or JK. However, I have ferrets. What ferrets? Like pigs, but shlong very hairy shlong shaped flamingo shlongs, took schlongs with prongs" she said. That's what happened to JFK when he refused to admit that he had diarrhea when he ate lasagna with adobo juice. Perplexingly, Adobe body only exists as pdf-file.
Avast! Grover ate Pokemon and German Czechoslovakia's highly rated balloon animal cow go bye-bye and explodes with a joyful keyboard. Mash potato fries without me. "How dare they throw Jackoont's rugby dog over rugby stairs.", they said, "said Shaun the sheep, chicka doodle doo", and I, JFK, say "lick my monkey balls!". The man chugged ranch salad while licking balls. "Well, I just noticed the texture of this flamingo schlong Orge BAlls slushy is way too tangy, somehow our punctuation isn't our strongest suit, but boy and gurl, who cares? Even Grover doesn't give candy to UwU profile picture."
Pi hosted a child-bearing tournament. The intention was to push [REDACTED] into JK_3's instant noodle soup bowl. That felt very wrong. Suddenly mom stopped, dropped, bombed, cropped, threw it, and hopped. She caught herpes tomorrow. (Whoever wrote Macbeth died.) Just die a happy cucumber tree lottery scam death. After all, aunt RaffleBot has crippling depression. The northern party pooper joined her pity party to be dead inside or not to be dead inside. Purple goblins gobble goblets in global, that is pink glitter panther postier in your pale pale Chris Gayle quil tail. Tofu fries, Grover cries, money hacks ball sack, Texx Mexx, green toad, big load, bing bong, ding dong, playing ping pong cuppa soup, rice noodles looking fine. Finely chopped, crop-topped hairy chicks with clips, side dips, no tips.
Two shites scamming RaffleBot, silly boy, random words fall on you money mad man, eat cans, drive vans, sell ice cream at IKEA. "Great idea!", got diarrhea tomorrow morning, toilet's burning. Grover's joining the UN's brewing conspiracies. Happy parties work together. Sunny weather, eating heather purple feather. Instantaneously, Elmo, Geronimo, Velma, and Bob, Charlie, David, Moses Lester, your mom, Grover's donkey, and deez NUTS, swelled whole wheat crackers. Eyebrows being hella aesthetic and crispy man! Prosthetic arm raises questions about China's fine dining fiasco. WW3 hit the president in the balls. That hurt. Metric threads threading beds in my Benz, rolling and scrolling down the fence.
Shrek declared war to JK_3 and sophisticatedly stroked his green slimy peanuts, schlong prongs, and spilled juice prawns, sand bands and wooden gloves. *Sigh* "Somehow Darth Grover returned." Buy, sell, repeat: seashells, seashells by the smoke shop. Seahorses swimming (blame JK!) festival tragedy. Johnny did not partake in mom's Old Wig. Suddenly, master Grover looked pale and glowed blue. The illuminated Illuminati confirmed illumination's conformity, illuminating the mom without illuminating light. She did the gritty, then sucked a little ice pop and also Kermit's dong and also Fashizzle's fingers. Then she hit the gas. It exploded in Adiabatic Medium and did oogy boogy, yoinky sploinky, Reimann's Hypothesis, and finally, a backflip. Net velocity said bye. Anime watching monkeys said "Green fries in blue denim pants are delicious!". A woman named Karen called the manager and said "Vaccines are bad for my grumpy dog eating Spider Man." Also, I kissed Obama, then did the thang aka yoinky cha-cha slide, yoinky sploinky choccy milk, and balls.
Suddenly Obi-Wan Kenobi sneezed out Anakin's magic cheerio. Stick that lightsaber into the dark cave entrance, stabbing Dick. He then stabbed him in the crotch causing neck pain and butt cancer pain. Also, balls are stabbed with dicks. "OK Boomer", said Rage and also he cried. His balls are HUGE. They make hurt when I smash them badly. My babushka is hot, sweaty, tasty, greasy, squashy, lickable, and juicy. Sizzling at the bottom of Warzone's overheating servers were some sigma males respecting sigma. I stuck inside washing machine! Help me stepbro! Grover spread his love in it. Let's Fight, our heavenly (balls that aren't circular?) Bernoulli's Theorem nails balls to his walls. "OW MY BALLS!" And then he stroked JK_3's tiny royal fox. JK's little orange basketball-looking toes fit in my shoes and taste salty, nutty, gooey, and zesty.
Perry the Platypus is bad for the health of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's schlong long, LONG, with ketchup and gasoline. "Thats suboptimal." said George. "I hate blue monkeys!" There's nothing they wont bang his car against! Grover hopped onto someone's lap and stroked their black cat and red choo-choo train. Choo-choo scooty beamed gooey white creamy mess up to our cream's orange. Microscopic children normally taste like their teeth and chicken. Did you murder my flying mermaid? Yes, yes Vaporeon, I did Vaporeon the Great's big second course of the rainbow.
Intergalactic [REDACTED] redacted intergalactic ethnic minorities committed war 'crimes'. Raphael's no nut fine establishment caused the outbreak of two-word stories. NNN makes an estimated 100,000 men turn nuts per century. Would you sacrifice grammar checkers for Grover's fur? "No" said Elon Musk. Elon's true tunnel boring trough his pet Grover. Go Hawks! The physician's men draining, juice sucking parasitic mosquitoes in Somali-land started World War 3 and licked JK's tiny ferret shaped feet for having fun. As predicted, the community church burned. That was not cool according to the younglings. To Grover's butt cheeks they went to smell the McDonald's and licked that man. That man's man is bursting it tomorrow morning to the hot pot and the bad server connection. Unicorns taste like liver sauce. Liver sauce therefore tastes like pancreatic secretions. Unicorns slurp big liver sauce covered basketballs. "I'm coming for you", Margot Robbie moaned while doing the griddy on top of Napoleon Bonaparte's small French Waterloo picture. "OW Napoleon!" she cried.
A narwhal started doing the yoinky doinky dance with Keanu. "Narwhal, you son of God, I respect woman!" said Abraham Lincoln's son. Pot-8-Os swam to horror's deep pasta dish. A Kentucky fried rat ate chickens' thirsty letter. A duck doesn't give life advice. Unless, of course, he did poopy snack rummaging to feed my boar some cheese. Cultists god named Rakdos Rakdos Rakdos, bruh what the heck is this? This is Rakdos Rakdos Potato Farm! Guys stop saying Rakdos cause it's my uncle. Rakdos Rakdos, bro I'll Rakdos. Rakdos don't make RageRoyal happy. "MY NAME", Rageroyale raged -"FAKE NEWS"- across Afghanistan. Suddenly, spiders are thicc. Rage proceeded to dance with Rakdos sneakers on. He slipped and died. He won't come back! In heaven, RoyaleRage is top G.
Escape the matrix kids! No fun pissing yourself. Dude what are we? We are humans, I hate people. This Fox is on royale rage. Faxfox dotted in global chat, took a chill pill, and rigged some raffles. Rafflebots raged fake news! Cats arrived in mouths. Inconspicuously, Kenobi said to Grievous "Hello, bastard, care for mouthing?". Guys chill at Lowe's to make raffles great as always! I hereby declare you an anti-sigma! Grover the Big Balloon the Third. He is a black panther in disguise, sneaking. Hola amigos! I'm dead inside, my big sack full of Christmas gifts. John Lennon is eukaryotic my g. Prokaryotic eucalyptus candy koalas taste sick. Thermonuclear balls, too. Blame Lets Fight for Rakdos. "Blame JK!", shouted Rakdos! Rakdos hit Sleepy Joe, his son called Rakdos. RAKDOS DIED!
Gonzo resurrected JFK_3, a reprise! What is going on? I am really stupid. JFK became an airlift with forklift and John F. Kennedy. Oswald payed advertisements for sniper apprenticeship. Carcano Model38 (um what?) cal. 7.35, and X Æ A-12 said "Greg, the 6.5mm is thicc". Rakdos Rakdos, dude stop saying Rakdos Rakdos Rakdos and Rakdos. Had the Radkos Radkos’ng not caused the assassination of Radkos is good? But that's not making a theory. "Woman's football is for woman only! I'm gonna do ur dishes!" Mom yelled from uncles bedroom downstairs.
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