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Two word story: 2023-06-06 18:23:07


(ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! 
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has diarrhea
Two word story: 2023-06-06 18:31:43


Jackoont
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when he
Two word story: 2023-06-07 03:31:40


Foxtrot
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ate Lasagna
Two word story: 2023-06-07 07:52:07


Anavasi
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with Adobo

(Don't ask, I'm just hungry)

Edited 6/7/2023 07:52:24
Two word story: 2023-06-07 14:55:37


Jackoont
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juice. Perplexingly,


(no idea what abodo is)
Two word story: 2023-06-07 15:04:04


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Abode Body
Two word story: 2023-06-07 16:57:29


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There was the end: Hangfires sword and the shield of Tommy Wiseau, whomever that could be, and John died later. For Hangfire it was the end. Anyways, Hangfires floating cow said "Grover". The next time that Godzilla burped, Grover shocked his perception regarding unicorns. The unicorns pooped sparkling rainbows. Grover pooped sparkling blue furballs. Together they danced around HangFire's edit to celebrate the sun's May 4th. Hello there, Kenobi, sugondese coffee jelly beans and purple ducks.

It'll be somewhat ridiculous if John Cow walked in some wooden shoes considering his retarded government reckoning him to rectify the facts with ben shapiro. Another one bites the bucket. Money fall down the ranch dressing from Fizzer's feet picks. A spoon took a spoonful of sunflower seeds, cumin, oats, and deez NUTS, Cashew Candy, Malted water. Unironically, Papa Franku Kenobi had a lightsaber.

The firefighter gave up on saving Mahatma Gandhi from his erectile dysfunction after seeing them knees and said, "damn, boy... that's pretty thick, innit?". Thick thighs Ghandi didn't get enough women to fulfill his lifelong desire. Shockingly, Godzilla yoinked China's super idol to death. Suddenly, kermit was on heavy acid. But despite his incredibly low metabolism, he went to daddy and shoved a flamingo with the flambussy intact. The beast tap danced, then died. Distraught, Kenobi distraught, Kenobi, where are, but finally his stroke of misfortune grew wealthy.

Grab on the witch's yellow broom. Kamikaze Kangaroos without consent, throw back infinitesimally small posteriors. Grover danced all along the bodies of Schlong shapedf lamingo babies and sung "You know any communists?". "No," a blue-haired feminist with rabies stated loudly, "I dont support science or children or JK. However, I have ferrets. What ferrets? Like pigs, but shlong very hairy shlong shaped flamingo shlongs, took schlongs with prongs" she said. That's what happened to JFK when he refused to admit that he had diarrhea when he ate lasagna with Adobo juice. Perplexingly, Abode body only exists
Two word story: 2023-06-07 20:37:55


(ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! 
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as pdf-file.
Two word story: 2023-06-07 21:09:59


Jackoont
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. avast! Grover
Two word story: 2023-06-08 09:47:44

Money Fall on You
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ate Pokemon
Two word story: 2023-06-08 12:43:13


Anavasi
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and German

(The adobo I am talking about is a Filipino dish. It's kind of like if you marinaded meat or vegetables in soy sauce, vinegar, and other spices and served it with rice on a table. It's good with rice.)

(And I'm hungry again. God damn it.)
Two word story: 2023-06-08 14:38:49


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, Czechoslovakia's Highly
Two word story: 2023-06-08 18:57:58


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There was the end: Hangfires sword and the shield of Tommy Wiseau, whomever that could be, and John died later. For Hangfire it was the end. Anyways, Hangfires floating cow said "Grover". The next time that Godzilla burped, Grover shocked his perception regarding unicorns. The unicorns pooped sparkling rainbows. Grover pooped sparkling blue furballs. Together they danced around HangFire's edit to celebrate the sun's May 4th. Hello there, Kenobi, sugondese coffee jelly beans and purple ducks.

It'll be somewhat ridiculous if John Cow walked in some wooden shoes considering his retarded government reckoning him to rectify the facts with ben shapiro. Another one bites the bucket. Money fall down the ranch dressing from Fizzer's feet picks. A spoon took a spoonful of sunflower seeds, cumin, oats, and deez NUTS, Cashew Candy, Malted water. Unironically, Papa Franku Kenobi had a lightsaber.

The firefighter gave up on saving Mahatma Gandhi from his erectile dysfunction after seeing them knees and said, "damn, boy... that's pretty thick, innit?". Thick thighs Ghandi didn't get enough women to fulfill his lifelong desire. Shockingly, Godzilla yoinked China's super idol to death. Suddenly, kermit was on heavy acid. But despite his incredibly low metabolism, he went to daddy and shoved a flamingo with the flambussy intact. The beast tap danced, then died. Distraught, Kenobi distraught, Kenobi, where are, but finally his stroke of misfortune grew wealthy.

Grab on the witch's yellow broom. Kamikaze Kangaroos without consent, throw back infinitesimally small posteriors. Grover danced all along the bodies of Schlong shapedf lamingo babies and sung "You know any communists?". "No," a blue-haired feminist with rabies stated loudly, "I dont support science or children or JK. However, I have ferrets. What ferrets? Like pigs, but shlong very hairy shlong shaped flamingo shlongs, took schlongs with prongs" she said. That's what happened to JFK when he refused to admit that he had diarrhea when he ate lasagna with Adobo juice. Perplexingly, Abode body only exists as pdf-file.

Avast! Grover ate Pokemon and German Czechoslovakia's highly rated balloon

Edited 6/8/2023 18:58:03
Two word story: 2023-06-08 21:16:15


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animal cow
Two word story: 2023-06-09 02:38:13


Jackoont
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go bye-bye

Edited 6/9/2023 02:38:27
Two word story: 2023-06-09 02:43:45

Blanky
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and explodes
Two word story: 2023-06-09 12:41:02


Anavasi
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with joyful
Two word story: 2023-06-09 13:17:19

Money Fall on You
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keyboard mash
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Jackoont
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potatoe fries
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Foxtrot
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without me.
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