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Two word story: 2023-06-12 22:14:11


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There was the end: Hangfires sword and the shield of Tommy Wiseau, whomever that could be, and John died later. For Hangfire it was the end. Anyways, Hangfires floating cow said "Grover". The next time that Godzilla burped, Grover shocked his perception regarding unicorns. The unicorns pooped sparkling rainbows. Grover pooped sparkling blue furballs. Together they danced around HangFire's edit to celebrate the sun's May 4th. Hello there, Kenobi, sugondese coffee jelly beans and purple ducks.

It'll be somewhat ridiculous if John Cow walked in some wooden shoes considering his retarded government reckoning him to rectify the facts with ben shapiro. Another one bites the bucket. Money fall down the ranch dressing from Fizzer's feet picks. A spoon took a spoonful of sunflower seeds, cumin, oats, and deez NUTS, Cashew Candy, Malted water. Unironically, Papa Franku Kenobi had a lightsaber.

The firefighter gave up on saving Mahatma Gandhi from his erectile dysfunction after seeing them knees and said, "damn, boy... that's pretty thick, innit?". Thick thighs Ghandi didn't get enough women to fulfill his lifelong desire. Shockingly, Godzilla yoinked China's super idol to death. Suddenly, kermit was on heavy acid. But despite his incredibly low metabolism, he went to daddy and shoved a flamingo with the flambussy intact. The beast tap danced, then died. Distraught, Kenobi distraught, Kenobi, where are, but finally his stroke of misfortune grew wealthy.

Grab on the witch's yellow broom. Kamikaze Kangaroos without consent, throw back infinitesimally small posteriors. Grover danced all along the bodies of Schlong shapedf lamingo babies and sung "You know any communists?". "No," a blue-haired feminist with rabies stated loudly, "I dont support science or children or JK. However, I have ferrets. What ferrets? Like pigs, but shlong very hairy shlong shaped flamingo shlongs, took schlongs with prongs" she said. That's what happened to JFK when he refused to admit that he had diarrhea when he ate lasagna with Adobo juice. Perplexingly, Abode body only exists as pdf-file.

Avast! Grover ate Pokemon and German Czechoslovakia's highly rated balloon animal cow go bye-bye and explodes with a joyful keyboard. Mash potato fries without me. "How dare they throw Jackoont's rugby dog over rugby stairs.", they said, "said Shaun the sheep, chicka doodle doo", and I, JFK, say "lick my monkey balls!". The man chugged ranch salad while licking balls. "Well. I just noticed
Two word story: 2023-06-13 02:32:21


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the texture
Two word story: 2023-06-13 09:56:30


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of this
Two word story: 2023-06-13 12:07:48


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flamingo schlong
Two word story: 2023-06-13 19:44:54


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Ogre Balls
Two word story: 2023-06-13 21:30:00


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slushy is
Two word story: 2023-06-14 00:43:11

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way too
Two word story: 2023-06-14 02:43:47


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tangy. somehow
Two word story: 2023-06-14 16:22:18


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our punctuation
Two word story: 2023-06-14 16:25:31


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isn't ours
Two word story: 2023-06-14 23:26:05


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Strongest suit
Two word story: 2023-06-15 02:27:10


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, but boy
Two word story: 2023-06-15 11:14:30


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and gurl

Edited 6/15/2023 11:14:40
Two word story: 2023-06-15 11:38:59


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,who cares?
Two word story: 2023-06-15 13:42:34


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even grover
Two word story: 2023-06-15 13:58:09


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doesn't give
Two word story: 2023-06-16 02:16:17


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candy to
Two word story: 2023-06-17 10:08:39

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uwu pfp

(pfp is an abbreviation for profile picture and i can't fit that in two words)

Edited 6/17/2023 10:09:06
Two word story: 2023-06-17 14:21:04


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There was the end: Hangfires sword and the shield of Tommy Wiseau, whomever that could be, and John died later. For Hangfire it was the end. Anyways, Hangfires floating cow said "Grover". The next time that Godzilla burped, Grover shocked his perception regarding unicorns. The unicorns pooped sparkling rainbows. Grover pooped sparkling blue furballs. Together they danced around HangFire's edit to celebrate the sun's May 4th. Hello there, Kenobi, sugondese coffee jelly beans and purple ducks.

It'll be somewhat ridiculous if John Cow walked in some wooden shoes considering his retarded government reckoning him to rectify the facts with ben shapiro. Another one bites the bucket. Money fall down the ranch dressing from Fizzer's feet picks. A spoon took a spoonful of sunflower seeds, cumin, oats, and deez NUTS, Cashew Candy, Malted water. Unironically, Papa Franku Kenobi had a lightsaber.

The firefighter gave up on saving Mahatma Gandhi from his erectile dysfunction after seeing them knees and said, "damn, boy... that's pretty thick, innit?". Thick thighs Ghandi didn't get enough women to fulfill his lifelong desire. Shockingly, Godzilla yoinked China's super idol to death. Suddenly, kermit was on heavy acid. But despite his incredibly low metabolism, he went to daddy and shoved a flamingo with the flambussy intact. The beast tap danced, then died. Distraught, Kenobi distraught, Kenobi, where are, but finally his stroke of misfortune grew wealthy.

Grab on the witch's yellow broom. Kamikaze Kangaroos without consent, throw back infinitesimally small posteriors. Grover danced all along the bodies of Schlong shapedf lamingo babies and sung "You know any communists?". "No," a blue-haired feminist with rabies stated loudly, "I dont support science or children or JK. However, I have ferrets. What ferrets? Like pigs, but shlong very hairy shlong shaped flamingo shlongs, took schlongs with prongs" she said. That's what happened to JFK when he refused to admit that he had diarrhea when he ate lasagna with Adobo juice. Perplexingly, Abode body only exists as pdf-file.

Avast! Grover ate Pokemon and German Czechoslovakia's highly rated balloon animal cow go bye-bye and explodes with a joyful keyboard. Mash potato fries without me. "How dare they throw Jackoont's rugby dog over rugby stairs.", they said, "said Shaun the sheep, chicka doodle doo", and I, JFK, say "lick my monkey balls!". The man chugged ranch salad while licking balls. "Well, I just noticed the texture of this flamingo schlong Orge BAlls slushy is way too tangy, somehow our punctuation isn't our strongest suit, but boy and gurl, who cares? Even Grover doesn't give candy to UwU profile picture."

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Two word story: 2023-06-18 02:21:15


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a child-
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