I think he was referring to joining MB 😂

maybe but the commander snipe in that game is tutorial level.
harmony has a forum for cw games of the year, that game would be there if cicero was harmony

Edited 5/14/2023 18:29:17

a mistake can happen, nothing to be worry about. Against opt im not doing that bad :)

No bugle today. Not enough action so tomorrow I’m going to combine 2 days again.

A bugle a day keeps my depression away

CW Summary (S31 - Day 15-16):

Game over for the top 5. Minor placing still battling fiercely. Double Bugle!



Myth Busters vs Optimum
MB - 43 wins (-11 rating)
Opti - 35 wins (+23 rating)

Playing just 24 games on Day 15, it seems like Opti finally throw in the towel. If they didn’t, I’d have done so for them. There’s no way they can win now. The gap is just too big, their opponents too fierce and the time left too little. It’s 2nd for them again this season.

MB fend off the biggest threat they’ve had for a while. We will have to see if they drop off now that the threat is gone, but if they finish the season with their current wins per day, it’ll be their best performance EVER!

3rd to 5th
Prime win 13/28 yesterday and 14/32 today. The gap is not wide enough to Knyte for them to start sandbagging their rating, as they have done in previous seasons when the gap is large enough. Prime’s rating: -30

Knyte win 11/28 yesterday and 16/30 today. Their rating: -18

Harmony win 12/22 yesterday and 13/23 today. Their rating: +47

Midfield Battle

Below par performances for all midfield clans on the first day.

On the second day Le Furie Azzure pull ahead of the rest, winning 8 out of 10 today and creating a gap of 6 wins to MH.

Interestingly, all the gaps from 6th to 11th are somewhat equidistant. Ranging between 6-8 wins.

Others
In 12th, outside of the midfield battle, Good News have their best day this season. Farming 3 free wins, but then also winning 4/4 games naturally.

Polish Eagles also have their best day this season, winning 6/8. They’re in 13th.

Battle Wolves and Italia CM had good days yesterday.

There were 5 two days ago. Now 4 remain. It’s time for everyone’s second favourite segment!
1 off Perfection Inspection!
Johnny (MB)
Drizzy Drake (aka. Octane) (Opti)
TR-8R (Opti)
Matutake (Prime)

Johnny sticks with his specialty of CommLD. He’s played it the last 26 days straight. He is still 1 off perfect. He beat Hatter (FDC) yesterday and nickpugs3 (Opti) today. If he keeps this up for a couple more days, he will become the first player in CW history to finish 1 off perfect for 2 seasons in a row.

Octane had a very nice fight with Cosine Malady (Prime) on French Brawl. Cosine took a +7 on T4 and took the advantage. Octane turned it around with some nice predictions. He then beat Alarich (MB) on S1v1.

Traitor crushes a CW newbie in 2 turns on French Brawl. Then consulted Dr_Rob (Prime) on Cancer.

Matutake faces an average player on SE1W. He plays poorly and still wins. He then won another, which should have been a classic coin filp Europe break, but Babydalorian (Knyte) never got the memo that double defending is bad, so ‘Take never even needed to guess.

On Day 15, Jacob lost to awesomeusername of MB on Cancer. He cluster picked Russia and came to regret the decision in the long term as Sam could easily chain together some breaks.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34400209

Top 5 Rankings
Myth Busters - 381
Optimum - 344
Prime - 253
knyte club - 230
Harmony - 181

Edited 5/15/2023 23:41:02

So assuming the pattern, that "Daily" from "Clan Wars Daily Bugle" actually means "once in 2 days" now...here is a copy of the Clan Wars Daily Express!

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Clan Wars Daily Express
[Your first source of Daily CW updates]

Top5 clans W/G today:
Myth Busters: 18/28
Optimum: 18/29
Prime: 16/32
knyte club: 10/23
Harmony: 10/22

Top 5 clans effectively got to their estimated territory rewards.

See you tomorrow!

Edited 5/16/2023 21:27:07

CW Summary (S31 - Day 17):

Small summary today. LFA extend. Old Nick returns!

No chart or top 5 info today. I’ll combine the chart tomorrow and the top 5 had boring, average days. I’m just updating you on the Mid Battle and the Perfectionists.

Midfield Battle
(you can find midfield rankings at the bottom)

LFA had an outstanding day today. They won 9/13.
MH only won 6/9.
LFA’s lead is now 9. Big swing can happen in the midfield, so it’s not yet over. MH need to pull finger though.

All other clans had equal days today. All a tad above average. No changes.

1 off Perfection Inspection!

Johnny (MB)
TR-8R (Opti)
Matutake (Prime)

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Matutake got a boot win.

Johnny always wants to play CommLD. He’s played it the last 26 days, winning 24 of them. He had a chance on the 1st and 5th slot, but must have been unable to play and passed. On the 6th slot there was no CommLD so he had to make a choice.
His choice: Combomb.
His opponent: Geforce, Harmony’s resident Combomb king.
The result: He’s still 1 off perfect!

Traitor beats up a Spartan called “Adrian D’Agostino” on Combomb. Adrian is 25% in CW. No match for Traitor, who is in some fine form, but also getting some good luck with matchups.

And in a weird twist of fate, our early season protagonist, Old Nick, shows up today. As we know, Old Nick is a S1v1 specialist. He faced Octane, the current #1 on the 1v1 ladder… on SEAD! And won!

With Octane’s loss. That means 3 remain. The S30 1 off perfect player. The S29 1 off perfect player. And just plain ol’ Traitor.

Just 3-4 days until the season’s end. Can Traitor become the 9th player in CW history to join the 1 off perfection club? Only Norme and FleXUS have achieved it twice. Can ‘Take and Johnny be added to that short list? Can Johnny become the first player to achieve the feat in back to back seasons? Stick around for tomorrow’s edition for more updates.

Midfield Rankings
Le Furie Azzurre - 103
M'Hunters - 94
The Fancy Dot - 86
The Last Alliance - 79
Mothership - 71
KILL 'EM ALL - 65

CW Summary (S31 - Day 18):

Furies fend off foes. Finest Frog’s fortune. Fan favourite felled in France.



Midfield Battle

All gaps between 6th and 9th remain stagnant as all have above average days, recording 6 or 7.

Mothership, in 10th, get just 1 win today. That allows KILL ‘EM ALL to halve the gap with 4 wins.

There were 3 yesterday. How many survived? It’s time for everyone’s second favourite segment!
1 off Perfection Inspection!

Traitor went brawling in France and met a Gunslinger. “The Gunslinger” from GG. Traitor’s scrawny biceps couldn’t hold a candle to Slinger’s guns and he takes his second loss this season, with barely a handful of days left to play.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34429368

The man responsible for Traitor’s first loss, Johnny, had a relatively easy opponent. He played Otomano from the clan Undisputed. He left it to the last slot again and got lucky, as CommLD showed up for him. I’m not baiting something here. Johnny won. Congrats to him.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34437354

Matutake plays Le Nguyen, the Vietnamese Dragon. He loses the Peru coin flip, then becomes a slippery eel. Playing brilliantly to stage a truly incredible comeback. Though it must be said, Nguyen simply played awful. I am not being melodramatic or over-exaggerating when I say, I have never seen a Myth Buster play worse. He played like a noob with no concept of move order or optimal defensive numbers.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34431367

2 remain!

12th-22nd Rankings
Polish Eagles - 52
Good News - 51
FTW! - 36
Celtica - 32
Battle Wolves - 30
Italia Caput Mundi - 29
Red Rum - 28
Python - 26
[Blitz] - 25
PCMOlympia - 22
Cats - 21

Edited 5/17/2023 23:31:12

CW Summary (S31 - Day 19):

Johnny’s vengeance? Top 11 all decided now? Prime start the sandbag?



6/27 for Prime today. They have been known to intentionally surrender games at the end of seasons to lower their CW rating. I can’t be bothered to check their games to see if this is the case. Maybe they’re just playing horribly. Someone save me the effort and tell me if they are. Their rating dropped by 76 points today… so mission accomplished, I guess.

Harmony tie their best day this season with 16 wins. No sandbagging for the greatest clan in the world.

Midfield Battle

Yet again, an average performance by all 6 midfield clans.

The top 5 were settled a while ago, but now most Midfield positions are settled too. There have been no changes in the positions since LFA took 6th place from MH 5 days ago. They have only pulled away since.

Really, the only positions that might be in question is 7th/8th and 10th/11th. The gap is 6 wins between MH and FDC in the battle for 7th. It’s 4 wins between M’ship and KEA for 10th.

There were 2 yesterday. How many survived? It’s time for everyone’s second favourite segment!
1 off Perfection Inspection!

Matutake:
‘Take faced Textre from Knyte, one of their weakest players, but one with an indomitable spirit. This dude has won just once in his last 24 CommLD games. That means, despite continuous defeats on a template he’s outclassed on, he brushes himself off, grips his weapon harder and charges back in. To me, that’s truly inspirational. This time he charged straight at Prime’s champion, won a Peru coin flip and played perfectly to convert and slay a rival clan’s ace. A huge victory for him. One to rival the time he beat Mr Carpenter on S1v1.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34441747

Johnny:
John was presented CommLD in the first slot today. He jumped in eagerly and drew Wildcard from TLA. Wildcard is one of the best CommLD specialists outside of MB. In fact, he is the man who ended John’s perfect run on the 16th day last season. Time for Johnny to get his revenge? … Nope. Death. Again.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34439441

So both lost today. That means this will be the first time in 3 seasons that we haven’t had a 1 off perfect season. BUT! With the season ending, the battle to be the most successful warrior of S31 has become even feistier. So let’s keep following the players with the most wins.

Glorious Gladiators!
17 Wins:
For Fun
Johnny
Yappidoor
Drizzy Drake
Jacob the Restless
TR-8R
Matutake

16 Wins:
Cicero
MODICUM
Norme
blobblob
Karlstadt

Who is factchecking this?

Is there a fact that I’ve said that you find suspicious?

seams like a you issue flexus, either you personally check or accept this as real.

Hey, if you clicked here to view the downvoted post, then you have found an easter egg!



History: Originally, before the post was downvoted, this post contained an edit of Texx's bugle. Basically the same text as in follow-up post: https://www.warzone.com/Forum/689050?Offset=75 , except it did not have disclaimers about "lazy ol’ 5S". The disclaimers there were in fact added to the edit, after Texx voiced his concerns about "People are going to think lazy ol’ 5S is the one who spends hours every day writing up a bugle and researching statistics. :)".

What's the easter egg then?
The edit, which was in this current post, actually (unfortunately) caused a huge meltdown (we call that "butthurt") of Texx (he calls himself "TEXX"). And this easter egg is actually a door to that drama (we got tipped some nice leaks, or not. Go ask for details :D Maybe I will reveal them...or not :D).

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While the thread is not locked, I will maintain a new secret blog here, where we will discuss all the shadiest stuff about the CW (The post is downvoted already, so it would be a nice place for a shady blog :D).

2023-05-21
News of the CW day 1:
- New Season 32 of CW start
- CW Bugle dead (I gave it a lifetime of <1 week, and Texx's clanmates estimated up to 1 month. I was wrong, the Bugle died after less than a season)
- MH ate M1 -> Harmony no more Top-5 (Texx be better invest his hours into Harmony, and not some daily CW trashtalk)

2023-05-22
News of the CW day 2:
-The Big 3 dominate the leaderboard.
-MH and H with WR<40%. Is MH effected by the new guys from former M team? Harmony is just having some lower performance because of weekends?

Now the second edit of old bugle was downvoted too. It happened after today's message from recusant, so the edit got more attention from Texx and team. :( Have Harmony's dolphins turned into sharks? Is Texx still upset? With the bugle still dead, we might never know.

2023-05-23
News of the CW day 3:
- Harmony plays more games than MH and even with lower WR manages to outrank MH and get back it's in Top-5. The competition for that last top-5 spot is very close. Even with new recruits from M, MH has just ~21 GpD, which is not enough for top-5
- It has become known that KC had a ghost lock this season, so only 39 players in CW roster for them :(
- Highlight of the day: WarTog's team beats MBs in a 2v2 game!

2023-05-24
News of the CW day 4:
- MB have 20 wins lead against Optimum -> very strong take on winning top-1 again
- Prime played 5 games less than any of top-4 today :(
- H and MH are going toe-to-toe

2023-05-25
News of the CW day 5:
- Seems like CW was shadowed by TR-8R-VV drama. What a remarkable day.
- Opti had 38! games today.
- Harmony and MH abismal winrates <25%

2023-05-26
News of the CW day 6:
- Top 6 clans are settling with 15+ wins between each other.
- 4 of top 5 clans have 30+ games today!
- Harmony gets ahead of MH. With consistent GpD difference, they will be able to increase the lead

The post https://www.warzone.com/Forum/689050?Offset=75 somehow got upvoted, so I had to downvote it to remain hidden. lol :D

2023-05-27
News of the CW day 7:
- Looks like a "boring ass day, when nothing happened"

2023-05-28
No news of the CW day 8, because idk, everything goes as usual

2023-05-29
News of the CW day 9:
- 50% Territories conquered
- It is Sunday, so only MB get 30+ games
- H gets big (20W) lead against MH
- btw, noticed, that KC on solid track to 20T+ this season

2023-05-30
News of the CW day 10:
- Prime's worst (almost Harmony-level) performance of 22 games
- Constant switching of Top-9 position between LFA and M2
- Only 3 players remain in the race for perfect season: DonkeyTeeth from Prime and SerFen+Johnny from Myth Busters
- Highlight of the day: Prime Leader defeats M'Hunters' leader with WunderWaffe and some trash talk :D https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34546714

2023-05-31
News of the CW day 11:
- We passed the 50% mark (timewise)!
- MB still rocking with highest daily wins/games/winrate!

2023-06-01
I think, I missed a day here. Noticed that only on 2023-06-02. If yea, so what? If even I forgot about the day, then it must have been super boring.

2023-06-02
News of the CW day 13:
- Reflecting on the CW bugle... I wonder, not how Texx managed to write a wall of text about boring and similar CW days (I probably can do that, even without ChatCPT), but why that was interesting for people to read.
- only 1 player is still on track to the perfect personal CW season: Serfen from Myth Busters

2023-06-03
News of the CW day 14:
- Only Prime with 30+ games today
- M'Hunters have 39 people participating in the season for a few days, looks like a ghost lock
- 6 clans reached CW roster cap for the season

2023-06-04
News of the CW day 15:
- Optimum with only 20 games today
- M'Hunters got 40 people participating, so no ghost lock. (only KC were ghost locked this season)
- SerFen from MB is still on his perfect CW run with 15 wins in 15 games

2023-06-05
News of the CW day 16:
- Optimum with only 21 games today. Those weekend slack might be the reason, they will do not get top-1.

2023-06-06
No news of the CW day 17, I was bored to do any :D

2023-06-07
News of the CW day 18:
- Only 10% of territories left!
- KC got to Prime in terms of games played, but significantly lags behind because of lower win rate
- SerFen from MB is still on his perfect CW run with 18 wins in 18 games

2023-06-08
News of the CW day 19:
- SerFen from MB continues his perfect season with a free win in 2v2
- 2 days before season end, FDC and M2 have a comfortable 9-win lead against 10th LFA.

2023-06-09
News of the CW day 20:
- Potentially last day of CW tomorrow
- SerFen (MB) on the way to perfect season
- Top-5 and 9 are probably locked

2023-06-09 #2
News of the CW day 21:
- Season 32 of CW has ended
- Top 1: Myth Busters
- Top 2: Optimum
- Top 3-5: Prime, knyte club, Harmony
- Top 6-9: M'Hunters, The Last Alliance, Mothership II
- SerFen (MB) completed the personal perfect CW season
- Other thoughts will be in my newsletter in a week

See you tomorrow!
no!
For now, just Bye!

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UPD 19.06.2023
Tomorrow this thread will get locked, so it is a great time to uncover it for future readers.

Edited 6/19/2023 19:35:47

Well ;-)

Recently it came to my attention, that there is a possibility that "People are going to think lazy ol’ 5S is the one who spends hours every day writing up a bugle and researching statistics. :)". To avoid any misunderstanding, I have edited the current text of Bugle accordingly.

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DISCLAIMER: This is a version of the Bugle a edited by lazy ol’ 5S, who did not spend hours writing up a bugle and researching statistics. The original statistics and text was compiled by Texx and may be found at https://www.warzone.com/Forum/689050?Offset=69 .

CW Summary (S31 - Day 19):

Johnny’s vengeance? Top 11 all decided now? Prime the greatest clan in the world?



6/27 for Prime today. They have been known to intentionally surrender games at the end of seasons to lower their CW rating. I can’t be bothered to check their games to see if this is the case. Maybe they’re just playing horribly. Someone save me the effort and tell me if they are. Their rating dropped by 76 points today… so mission accomplished, I guess.

Harmony tie their best day this season with 16 wins. No.

Midfield Battle

Yet again, an average performance by all 6 midfield clans.

The top 5 were settled a while ago, but now most Midfield positions are settled too. There have been no changes in the positions since LFA took 6th place from MH 5 days ago. They have only pulled away since.

Really, the only positions that might be in question is 7th/8th and 10th/11th. The gap is 6 wins between MH and FDC in the battle for 7th. It’s 4 wins between M’ship and KEA for 10th.

There were 2 yesterday. How many survived? It’s time for everyone’s second favourite segment!
1 off Perfection Inspection!

Matutake:
‘Take faced Textre from Knyte, one of their weakest players, but one with an indomitable spirit. This dude has won just once in his last 24 CommLD games. That means, despite continuous defeats on a template he’s outclassed on, he brushes himself off, grips his weapon harder and charges back in. To me, that’s truly inspirational. This time he charged straight at Prime’s champion, won a Peru coin flip and played perfectly to convert and slay a rival clan’s ace. A huge victory for him. One to rival the time he beat Mr Carpenter on S1v1.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34441747

Johnny:
John was presented CommLD in the first slot today. He jumped in eagerly and drew Wildcard from TLA. Wildcard is one of the best CommLD specialists outside of MB. In fact, he is the man who ended John’s perfect run on the 16th day last season. Time for Johnny to get his revenge? … Nope. Death. Again.
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=34439441

So both lost today. That means this will be the first time in 3 seasons that we haven’t had a 1 off perfect season. BUT! With the season ending, the battle to be the most successful warrior of S31 has become even feistier. So let’s keep following the players with the most wins.

Glorious Gladiators!
17 Wins:
For Fun
Johnny
Yappidoor
Drizzy Drake
Jacob the Restless
TR-8R
Matutake

16 Wins:
Cicero
MODICUM
Norme
blobblob
Karlstadt

DISCLAIMER: This is a version of the Bugle a edited by lazy ol’ 5S, who did not spend hours writing up a bugle and researching statistics. The original statistics and text was compiled by Texx and may be found at https://www.warzone.com/Forum/689050?Offset=69 .

It is my first time reading this thread and I think it’s awesome. Thanks for putting this together!