So I have been a community driven member of Warzone for a few years now and after a fun dialogue on GC, Ive decided that it would be good fun to have you all do a comedy roast of me.

There will be some rules to keep the chaos in check:

1. Keep it within the community guidelines of conduct.

2. Keep it to this forum post.

I look forward to your creativity!

Stay fancy,

Samek ●



Psst over here. A little closer... -whispers- Top 3 fav roasts get coin prizes. ;)

Samikoopa magic, turns the 1v1 erratic, makes his sanity tragic, makes his broom explode, makes his mom a spoon, costs him all his raffles, eats himself and the earth!

Your dots aren’t fancy

hello ♥

Samek, you are so pathetic in discouraging clan members, that they all want to stay in our clan. You are completely incapable of offending our clan community, that they even feel comfortable in Fancy Dot Clan. You are complete failure in your attempts to drive away our members by organizing sponsored events with coin prizes. Having such terrible clan leader like you, feels like if being welcome in your clan and that is really unwanted trait for any terror spreading leader. It would be really really hard, if not impossible at all, to find even worse clan leader than you to be more pathetic, more incapable, bigger complete failure and more terrible than you, who could fail even more than you in those above mentioned matters. (Butterfly spits with disgust and turns his head away.)

You might be the weakest player that is widely known in all communtities on Warzone. That's particularly shameful when you consider that "Samek" is one of the possible nicknames for someone called "Alexander" in Russian speaking areas. Keep up the good work and bad play!

this forum is silly!

Sam you're really good at stacking troops and leaving them in obvious places. I'd suspect it comes from leaving Legos and GI Joes on the living room floor as a kid but we all know you read books and played video games like the nerd you are.

Your mother is a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries and I fart in your general direction.
Should you keep this threat up, I shall taunt you some more.

Also this forum is a very silly place, much like Camelot.

samek got that beta male energy

Edited 8/20/2023 03:42:49

ur sigma face is bad

u got nothing better to do with ur time than to make gc fun! all u do is have fun on gc and make others happy, rather than being productive and building skyscrapers and stuff! plus, my dot is fancier: 🔴 i also have ☀️,⚽️,⏀,😄,😅

You're actually just #BanDots' Alt (For trolling purposes)

Edited 8/21/2023 17:48:00

I cant take you serious if you dont join Clan League 17 now

Samek lights up a room simply by leaving it

u smell too good

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Ya'll crackin me up! xD
will declare winners on 8/24 ●

SAMEK stands for Sarcastic, Arrogant, Manipulative, Evasive, and Know-it-all. That's who you are.

If you look like Shrek, blame Samek