5.
Be serious

please be more serious and no more trolling.

Scotland shall defend and free it's ally Armenia against its Oceantopia oppressors!

Long live Scotland Backyard!

We shall pee in the ocean! Never shall the tyranny of Oceantopia reach the shores of a landlocked country such as Armenia!

BREAKING NEWS: Armenia declares war on Scotland for propaganda suggesting Armenia was a landlocked country

And just like that you just completely ignore me

If you don't stop now I'll have to treat you all like children

BREAKING NEWS: Oceantopia mobilizes it’s Armenian mermaids to help aid the vassal, Armenia, against Scotland

Breaking news!

Scotland deep fries the mermaid and serves them with chips salt and vinegar.

Oceantopia makes an offer to Scotland

We will officially proclaim Armenia as being landlocked
IF
They recognize Oceantopia as being a fair and democratic nation that lifts up its neighbors

Hum, that sounds like a fair deal. AGREED!

Nation:  Hattertopia
Ideology:  Xenophobia
Leader:  Why?  So you can attempt to assassinate or subvert him or her?  Nice try.  We decline to identify the individual or individuals, who regardless are well protected at all times.
Territories:  Why?  Are you planning on invading or engaging in other nefarious acts against our State and are planning to use this information to further your reconnaissance?  We're not in the business of enabling others to victimize us.  And so you know, we're ever vigilant.
Bonus:  Stout, extensive rising to the level of paranoid, multi-layered, redundant defenses further bolstered by metric tons of suspicion and scrutiny of outsiders.
Relations:  No.
Lore:  Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get you.

This forum was a mistake, all I'm getting are trolls

Hattertopia, do you want to form the Hattoceanmenian Alliance in order to deal with the Scottish landlock propaganda?

You haven't got a chance! We have single malt!

Alex, you make an intriguing proposal. The selection of the unicorn as their national animal underscores the fact that you can't trust the Scots. I agree to the alliance with the understanding that I still don't trust either of you but you're nowhere near as pervasively evil as the clear and present danger which the mindwashing Scots represent.

Nation: Euromoon tribes
Ideology: Terra/aquaforming the Europe Moon near Jupiter
We pray to the almighty god Jupiter, because it provide us for the gravitational heat to keep the ocean below the ice liquid
Territories: all across the liquid seas on the Moon Europe

we life in harmony with the rest of the sea and became water breathing humans

we've send out probes to the other Jupiter moons (not Jupiter because everything dies anyway there) but there're all to dry to live on

Euromoons Tribes sounds militantly expansionist and the kind of nation that engages in wholesale genocide before brunch. We move to label them Enemy #1 of the Hattoceanmenian Alliance.