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tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-22 20:42:17


Benyyl 
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I've been pooping my pants a lot lately so I would like tips to hold back poop pls
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-22 22:21:27


JK_3 
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try shoving a broom into the hole that the poop comes out of, that should stop it!
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-23 01:17:57

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You could use your hands.

Or ware nappies/diapers and let it flow.
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 02:33:11


Morg'th N H'Throg
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Eat more fiber, flaxseed is also probably good, but grind it and have it with luqid
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 04:20:19

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Fibre makes you produce more poo. Higher liquid intake also does.
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 04:28:06


Jackoont
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I find magnesium tablets very soothing for the rear
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 05:48:55


RageRoyale
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if this doesnt work, just install a bathroom in any place that u spend a lot of time in.
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 08:12:01


Morg'th N H'Throg
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Fiber generates for fecal matter but it also slows transit allowing the body to reabsorb the water so it comes out solid rather than liquid.

I am assuming OP's problem is with Diarrhea and not just being able to keep in solids till he can find a bathroom. The latter shouldn't cause to you soil your pants unless you are in the middle of nowhere.

Assuming he isn't just joking around of course.
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 10:44:11


JK_3 
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Assuming he isn't just joking around of course.

Highly unlikely he's trolling, Benyll is one of the more serious players on WZ
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 12:27:22


Lordi
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In the world of poops, Benyyl's stands tall,
Abnormal in size, it outshines them all.


Why would you want to hold yourself back? Don't you want to outshine other poops?
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-24 20:06:16


Benyyl 
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I want to outshine them all with phenomenally big poops
tips on holding back poop pls: 2023-11-30 05:02:42


Jackoont
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for every bean burrito from tako bell, insert 2 watermelones in thine mouth
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