Story time:
My mate Mikkel was probably around five years old and visiting his grandpa. The grandpa's cat came into the living room and made a lot of noise, so the grandpa grabbed it by the tail and slammed its head against the side of the table, snapping its neck.
This leads into my primary tip for cat owners. If you want your cat to be alive and healthy, don't kill it.

once I shat on the floor at my aunt's and said it was the cat

best part of the thread is that the poster unironically believes this

I am misogynist

Antekrist if your cat never goes outside and gives litters to deformed cats, who does she make cats with?

If she dont see other cat and only you,

does that mean.....

it's me I'm the culprit sorry antekrist