(so only 4 words per time. maybe try to make this a real story because that would be cool but random stuff is fine too)
Once upon a time

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Boris refused to wear

underwear at the pool.

He didn’t have swimwear,

because he couldnt afford
(3 or 4?)

due to enormous spendings

in enlargement medications for

his mother's breast. Undoubtedly,

he is a good

boy for getting drugs

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for his pet jellyfish

<Ignoring the fact that JK 1) used too few words, 2) continued the sentence in a grammatically wrong way and 3) messed up the story at a promising spot>

, who is unfortunately dying

(oh lmao, yeah i messed that up big time, maybe i shouldnt be posting to forums in the middle of the night...)

. Boris and his jellyfish

are famously known for

violent satanistic rituals like

sacrificing the living to

the Vegan Meat Demon.

What few people realize

is that jellyfishes are

, to some extent, immortal.