Don't be so crusty, JK

This is very very painful.

A comma wouldn't hurt, Japanball.

The balls of Japan are

un-ball-ievable round, bouncy and covered

with sticky red stuff that

sticks to the top of

the main island of Honshu

Honshu is located north of

your mom's house. Speaking of

her house, the windows are

shaped like your mom's other

lover. These windows make the

lady doing a handstand look

guys what the actual heck

(how does that fit into the story? "These windows make the lady doing a handstand look guys what the actual heck" is not a sentence, please either add punctuation so its clear your starting a new sentence, put your text in parenthesis so its a comment, or make it flow better.)

(Interpreting this as "...make the lady doing a handstand look. Guys, what the actual heck?")
Handstanding ladies are not usually

native to the island of

Camiguin de Babuyanes, Philippines. How

that is possible, one shouldn't