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Governments around the world, particularly Germany, have decided to increase their level of investment into the sport of Snail Racing. This

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was the result of the incident on May 12th, 2024.
The birds coordinated to launch an aerial attack during the final race.

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The target of the airstrike was the hungry hotdog man who just ate a delicious pineapple pizza of his colleague, the pizza man.

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Because of the airstrike on 12 May, various political factions were aggravated. In Germany, multiple far right political parties urged the government to invest

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astronomical sums into nothing other than pizza boxes with gold plating. According to Donald Trump, this will protect the consumers from unwanted pregnancies caused by

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accedental encounters with remotely controlled robots that were sent by the democrats to promote the free market. But goodspaceguy decided to run for president and won
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by a landslide. This angered the birds. Egged on by the election results, the avian avengers launch another annihilating air attack against the acclaimed association of abalones
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,abandoning all ancient artifacts in the aftermath. All Avian Avengers appreciate acceptance, affection, and attention. Avian Avengers are artistic and academic, as well as amazingly adaptable. Afternoons are

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peppered with regret, and all the things that they want to forget. But these artistic avians know that they're not on their own, no, they're not on their own.

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The Pizza World Association dubbed this event pizzagate and vowed to retaliate. Spreading avian influenza amongst it's enemies. Faced with extinction the birds needed allies, and fast. Fortunately, the great

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Barrier Reef is still thriving today. However, its future is uncertain at best. Without well-funded protective measures for the environment, it may cease to exist at all. In that case,

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Obama will take action. The United States are likely to announce their team in baseball next year. Grover is well known to be funny and adoreble. There will be an event called

"Grover vs Cookie Monster", where Grover and Cookie Monster will have an arm wrestling competition under the watchful eye of Count Count.

Grover will win, because his Cafe has trained him to carry

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tens, if not dozens, of pounds of pure, immaculate cocaine. Unbeknownst to Cookie Monster and certainly to the arm wrestling contest referees, Grover's veins are perpetually hopped up with the purest avian powder. however,

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with that arm he is able to squeeze the Great Barrier Reef enough to make it happy again. The baseball team then is coming to down under in order to stand around and watch. That

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is mutually beneficial to the flora and fauna of the Great Barrier Reef, as well as the benefactors, the humans. The reason that the baseball team of the United States has decided to visit the western(36)

-hemisphere is that they wanted to find the Lesser Barrier Reef, and make it greater than the great one. However, they squeezed it so much that it collapsed into a black hole and consumed the entire planet.


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Before the planet was destroyed by the black hole, it had created an other planet. The was the first time this was seen by people on Earth, Everyone was very exited. This wil be historic said Einstein.

Einstein said a lot of stuff. He said the new planet would prove quantum relativity. He said the new planet would demonstrate the existence of hitherto unseen particles. But Einstein left one big detail out. Einstein left out that