Is ketchup in boiling water soup?

Whatever Chuck Norris calls soup becomes soup, if it knows what is good for it.

When Chuck Norris goes to a restaurant, the waiter asks him what the soup of the day is.

If you pour one soup into some boiling water you make a soup soup.

if you pour water into boiling water, do you make water soup?

Soup needs stock. Water isn't stock.

Can flavored water be stock?

https://www.food.com/recipe/cola-french-onion-soup-280348

I don't like soup. Fight me.

Not even Kocsonya? Wait a minute... is Kocsonya soup?

Soup is slave food by definition, it's slop.

Soup requires liquids and solids.

If it's just a liquid, it would be a drink. If it's just a solid, it would be whatever that food is.

Mix any liquid with solids and you have soup. If the liquid is a dairy product you simply add 'dairy' before soup.

Water + onion = Onion Soup
Milk + Tomato = Tomato Dairy Soup
Milk + Cereal = Cereal Dairy Soup
Milk + Oatmeal = Oatmeal Dairy Soup

Coffee is not a soup because you do not leave the beans in the coffee. Coffee is a broth. Gravy isn't a soup because it's mostly liquid. Vomit with solid chunks is technically a soup.

The Amish would disagree... https://www.amish365.com/amish-coffee-soup/ Coffee is soup. It's the soup of the proletariat. Yes, let the bourgeois have their solids, but trust me.... soup comes first.

Is jello a soup or a salad?